Lizzy:

You're pitiful, Perth.

Pitiful hmmm?
I let you off lightly Madam,
and you know it.

Linda wrote: I'm on vacation in Borneo just now. Flee! Flee! We're finished don't bother coming to me for Sterident, Denture glue, or late at night for.....well........late at night. I won't forget this Linda. It's over... ....and I won't forget. :evil: < takes a slug of JD and wipes chin with a flo...

It's a very emotional moment for me here at the Leonard Cohen forum, and contrary to popular belief I'm not made of stone yes...a hanky please. I know word has leaked out (as if it could remain secret for long) Linda Lakeside and I are to be wed. Yes, Linda Lakeside, that surly malcontent from acros...

I must be brief, I'm wanted in Parliament

<smiles patronisingly>

Sadly, I fear the fine wines and laudanum that Linda has imbibed recently may have affected her...

Daddy?...

put the glass down dear, I'm taking you home.

Tri-me wrote: I think I am falling for Vince. :shock: Vinnnncent, like Venus the goddes of love. 8) Tri-me you are very sweet but... my heart belongs to Linda * shrug * Where is my blushing bride to be? Linda, I see you found the vows I wrote for you. Vincent God of Love wrote: I submit myself to yo...

you are not quite drunk enough my dear. how about this... I submit myself to your thoughts and the total understanding that I don't need to be always right.I will live first in giving to you, loving you, obeying you, caring for you and ever seeking to please you because there is peace and happiness ...

Some drunken ramblings... <fills glass> Love is not a destination that once reached everything makes sense and every insecurity we harbour magically evaporates. Rather it's a journey that exposes us to our inner frailties our vulnerableness providing the opportunity, the choice, as to what step we w...

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Your words were very harsh Laurie,
and tonight I'm in no mood to fight...

<pours another obscenely large whiskey>

Linda,
I'm becoming a little concerned at the tone of your text.

Excuse me ladies... but which gentleman in the room gave you permission to speak, hmmm? Kindly be quiet. Menfolk do not wish to listen to the prattle of you women. It offends the ears and tires the soul. Sirus wrote: she could have done all the posters here a favour by telling him to go. But did she...

Sirus wrote: One other tiny observation Vince, what if it's Linda's 'will' that you 'speak no more' ------will you go? Guess I'll have to. :( "Ah but a man never got a woman back Not by begging on his knees Or I'd crawl to you baby And I'd fall at your feet And I'd howl at your beauty Like a do...

If it be your will
That I speak no more
And my voice be still
As it was before
I will speak no more
I shall abide until
I am spoken for
If it be your will

If it be your will...

Vince.

There was no punchline.

Lizzy:

"Too controlling. Ditch him."

<gives Lizzy a dismissive up and down look>

Well Linda?

Linda:

an emerald (Ascher cut) in the middle, and 2, 2 carat diamonds on either side, ok?

Overbold.

You can have the emerald engagement ring
and the diamonds made into earrings.
Deal?