a great undignified crush with people and machines for Dublin on Sat 14th gets tickets(9.04am) in a faraway block. l charge again for sunday wild eyed to the counter and move closer. I pant in triumph over a coffee,people avoid me. I shake in curious poverty for the new friday show in Dublin,assault...

l was 12th in a queue,got 2 tickets for Dublin show at 9.10am and was sent to a corner,triple z l think. 16th in the Q was out of luck and nobody had heard that sunday was open for sale. I'm not good at maths,but heres my simple sum: 80 ticketmaster outlets in lreland. If l was 12th in Limerick and ...