Riddle Thingy

[Critic2]

Who is this? Clue- this person is not a contributor to our Forum.

My first is in Prick but not in Rick

My second is in Arsehole but not in R Sole

My third is in Isolated but not in fellated

My fourth is in Neurotic but not in Erotic

My fifth is in Tart but not in Art

My sixth is in Self-Abuser but not in Elf-Abuser

My all is a P rick, A rsehole, I solated, N eurotic, T art, S elf-Abuser.

I hope you enjoy this little riddle. If at first it seems a little difficult my advice is to just go ahead and try, maybe it will work, maybe it won't. But the at least we will have had fun, the main purpose of this place.

love and kisses

c2

[tom.d.stiller]

Some riddles are at least as silly as the attitudes they pretend to ridicule, c2.

You can do better than waging wars against real or imagined trolls, I know that.

Cheers
tom

[witty_owl]

Oh Dear

Do you not have better things to do with your time

This forum deserves better and so too do the members.

C'mon fellas, lift y'r game. Witty.

"Who will say; this far no further, O' Lord
If I die today?" ---James Taylor.

[Avalon]

Mikey, you should not be conducting Polls against yourself. It's the first signs of madness......
Adieu

[Critic2]

sorry you didn't like the riddle but someone once said something profound about pleasing all the people etc. (I can assure you it wasn't me).

Tom and Witty, whilst I do not any more reply to the baby trolls or directly acknowledge their existence the fact remains that they contribute nothing good to this forum, not least because they are such weedy writers and have no other apparent talents to make them worth existing here.

Anyway, you should indulge me as I got the Cancer all-clear today so I am celebrating and give even less of a shit than usual about the Tossers!

LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL (except the trolls)

C2

[paints]

My dear boy,
I'm surprised that you would fall for such a simple ruse. I wouldn't and everybody knows that I am you and you are me, and, in those rare lucid moments, we are all together.

Let's not bore these good people with the little games we play with ourself (or is that ourselves?). Let's try to stay focused on our goal. We must push our Benny Hill side out of the way and concentrate on discovering our more philosophical leanings.

[lizzytysh]

Congratulations on your CANCER ALL-CLEAR, C2 ~ A better day, rare, possibly never!!! Okay, rare!!!

Celebrate on, and include me in your toast [but not in your toaster].

~ Lizzy

[Critic2]

thanks, Lizzy! xxx

it's one of those times that I am pissed off at being teetotal (don't think you have that phrase, means I don't drink alcohol. although, in my case, I don't drink tea either, so let's splash out on the pure dolphin juice!)

[Paula]

Nice one C2 - indulge in a cream cake.

[Critic2]

Nice one C2 - indulge in a cream cake.

ok, Paula. I am in the cream cake now, completely naked. how do you suggest I indulge inside this white sticky mess?

c2

thanks for wishes xx

[Partisan]

OK, so how do i get this image out of my head?

p.

[Paula]

I wish you hadn't put that image in my head I was just about to eat

[Paula]

Partisan - SNAP

[Critic2]

Partisan - SNAP

easy! my mother-in-law just arrived so I am completely clear of any decent images any more, just think of your own m-i-l...

[Critic2]

and here's a bonus question just for you, James.

why is not illegal to steal a cream cake?