Bristol UK Meet Up Saturday 7th January 2006

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:08 pm

you don't believe in giants????

what school did you got to???

Pete

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:16 pm

Pete wrote:you don't believe in giants????

what school did you got to???

Pete

St Cuthbutterlips Secondary and Thirdly Post Modern Less than Comprehensive Academy for Recalcitrant Neo-Romantic Spot Welders.

The school motto was When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I passed out with aplomb and slightly soiled underwear.

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:48 pm

If 'Samantha' can't come, can Charlotte Green come instead?

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:23 pm

Diane I have ordered a tipper lorry full of cheese balls, so I think we should be ok! (just)

Ali, you have no idea how much of a relief that is. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it.

Albert needs to be spoon fed best quality Peruvian honey to do his open mic performance (any volunteers for the job )
I have located the toilet duck for the red needle, and a stray shopping trolley.
Lee needs to be spoon fed tequila for the live music sets - any volunteers
Shall we have a prize for the best fancy dress (I will go as a Goth - or, indeed, we could all come as Goths)

You have also ordered a shopping trolley full of Peruvian Honey and tequila? Well, I can think of worse diets to go on. Toilet duck in the red needle?? Can we not stretch to some cranberry juice? Heavens, I have visions of the South Wales contingent vomiting in unison on the virgin trains last train home. How unpleasant. How unseemly

.

I don't have any fancy dresses. Can we just have a competition for the cleanest pair of jeans?

Rob, you've done a quiz. Fantastic! How much do you want to accidentally email me the answers in advance?

Diane

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:44 am

I'm now able to say that I can make it to Bristol.
Do I need a passport?

Pete

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:29 am

Pete,

That's great! You don't need a passport. A suit of armour and a packet of rennies might come in handy, though.

Diane

Cia · Post by **Cia** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:56 am

Pete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is great news! The party is in safe hands guys

hugs Cia

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:21 pm

Pete, I am sending Big-Ted back by return of post

Also, be aware if you change your mind, I will sue you for beach of promise (You know I will

- You more than most, know the lengths I am capable of going to - to get my own way

)

Seriously Pete, Thank you so much, I cant wait to meet you in Bristol

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:26 pm

PS, Pete,

I sneaked into your kitchen last night and retreived your bunny suit. I spent all night lovingly hand washing it in a special detergent - handmade by Monks at midnight using special herbs, precious spices and incantations.

Your Bunny suit is now returned to its former glory, and I even managed to get those stubbon stains out (you know what I refer to

)

It is now pristine, and ready to wear at Bristol (I hung it up in the wardrobe in your spare bedroom

)

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:16 pm

Cia!!
In safe hands???!!
I can juggle 12 cheeseballs and only drop 10

Ali
You've told the whole forum about my bunny suit!!!!??

Diane
a suit of armour??

everyone else
don't mess with Ali..she has ways and means..extortion...kidnapping ....blackmail...high powered binoculars......and tippex!

and this is all because my good lady wife Liz has agreed to change her birthday...she is now officially one week younger. ..tippex does wonders!

I'm looking forward to meeting again those I have met before together with those I have not met before, who in turn will become those I have met before but only after I have met the ones I met before the ones I met before together with the ones I have not met before becoming the ones I have met before.

pete

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:25 pm

(Sorry Pete, was it a secret

)

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:28 pm

and now everyone knows you are a bunny suit boiler

Tri-me · Post by **Tri-me** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:35 pm

Ali is hot she can make your bunny blood boil

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:23 pm

Hi Pete,

Diane
a suit of armour??

Well, I'm not taking any chances with this lot. I'm coming in a tank.

Diane

Mrs. Trellis · Post by **Mrs. Trellis** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:30 am

Hi Folks,

I will not be able to come to the gathering in Bristol, but I will send an e-mail.

Mrs. T

p.s. If jacko turns up, give him my love.