Happy Birthday, Byron

Andrew (Darby) · Post by **Andrew (Darby)** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:43 pm

A belated Happy Birthday to you, Byron - I enjoy your style of writing and sense of humour, both of which contribute to making this Forum an interesting place.

Ali, given that man's relationship with the goat, it may not be long before he has kids!

Cheers

Andrew (Darby)

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:39 pm

hey, John did you do anything special to celebrate last night?

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:02 pm

mickey_one wrote:hey, John did you do anything special to celebrate last night?

Just the usual....making the fullest possible use of a tin shed, aluminium bathtub, 5 litres of raspberry jam, a velvet lined armpit depilator, 2 tins of curried baked beans, my favourite bright orange motorcycle helmet, my grandad's wellington boots, and a kazoo. So all in all, a pretty mundane evening once again. Oh yes, and a rolled up copy of The Times Law Reports from April 1967.

The problem these days is getting permission from the Health and Safety Directorate, but as I know one of the HEO's who is responsible for Unusually Usual Uses Of A Wooshing Pole, I mananaged to get the application rubber-stamped (that reminds me! I'll have to return her rubber-stamp).

LaurieAK · Post by **LaurieAK** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:31 pm

B is for Belated
B is for Birthday
B is for Byron
B is good at making honey
B or not to B
B is for Best wishes
B well
B all that you can B!!
B having many more Happy Bd's

C is for cake
C is for candles.....Hahahaha. I'll stop now.

Happy Birthday!

love,
Laurie

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:06 pm

Byron, I hope you are going to clear all that mess up before Margaret comes back with the authentic Indian takeaway.

Diane

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:31 pm

Diane wrote:Byron, I hope you are going to clear all that mess up before Margaret comes back with the authentic Indian takeaway.

Diane

what! Margaret has met someone else, already???

does she even know it was your birthday, John?

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:07 am

mickey_one wrote:
Diane wrote:Byron, I hope you are going to clear all that mess up before Margaret comes back with the authentic Indian takeaway.

Diane
what! Margaret has met someone else, already???

does she even know it was your birthday, John?

Margaret was as surprised as I was to read your birfdee wishes.

As for the 'takeway, Indian variety,' oop north it usually refers to a Sioux hunting axe/chopper. OK, you've got the puns, so go for it.......