Why does Lenny insist on wearing that stupid rug?
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rocksoff
Why does Lenny insist on wearing that stupid rug?
I just don't understand it. I mean the man is a great poet and singer and yet he continues to wear that idiotic hairpiece. I just don't understand it. It's so obvious. I for one would prefer it if he didn't hide his baldness.
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Tope
Hair Club for Men
Dear Rocksoff, (what a charming name!)
As president of the Hair Club for Men, I have conducted an exhaustive study of this subject and I find that contrary to your reports, Leonard Cohen does not wear a hairpiece. Mr. Cohen has done a very wise thing in keeping his hair cropped in a Caesar cut. It is appropriate for his age. You may prefer the flowing, Byronic look of the younger LC, but that hairstyle is more than a little creepy for the older man. It is my professional opinion that, while a little thinner on top, Leonard Cohen 's hair is all his own. And I certainly hope he never has to join my club.
As president of the Hair Club for Men, I have conducted an exhaustive study of this subject and I find that contrary to your reports, Leonard Cohen does not wear a hairpiece. Mr. Cohen has done a very wise thing in keeping his hair cropped in a Caesar cut. It is appropriate for his age. You may prefer the flowing, Byronic look of the younger LC, but that hairstyle is more than a little creepy for the older man. It is my professional opinion that, while a little thinner on top, Leonard Cohen 's hair is all his own. And I certainly hope he never has to join my club.
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rocksoff
Tope: In case some people on this board would wish to apply, could you please supply the address? Thanks. I still think he wears some sort of piece on top. It has been too thin and unchanged for my liking. Also have you ever noticed...you never find any dandruff on his collars in his photos. This surely is very suspicious.
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Tope
Suspicions
Dear Rocky,
Your suspicions are completely unfounded. Leonard would never, never, ever have dandruff. It's not his style. You can tell he is squeaky clean. Just look at his hands! Have you ever seen such beautiful nails on a man. No! Never! I defy you to find anything physically wrong with this man.
Tope
Thank you for enquiring about the address for the Hair Club for Men...but we are currently renovating our headquarters...and due to a lack of space are restricting our membership to those truly in need of our services. And no! Leonard does not fall into this category!
Your suspicions are completely unfounded. Leonard would never, never, ever have dandruff. It's not his style. You can tell he is squeaky clean. Just look at his hands! Have you ever seen such beautiful nails on a man. No! Never! I defy you to find anything physically wrong with this man.
Tope
Thank you for enquiring about the address for the Hair Club for Men...but we are currently renovating our headquarters...and due to a lack of space are restricting our membership to those truly in need of our services. And no! Leonard does not fall into this category!
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rocksoff
Toopee:
I am absolutely gutted to discover that that your headquarters are being renovated. I truely am in need of your hair services, and I am a well deserved case.
Re; The perfect Mr. Cohen. I not that on Mt. Baldy, aprt of the exacting sroutine he was obliged to clean out the latrines. This did not go down well..although it did in fact go down a well.... with squeeky clean, and iI understand his punishment was to have to chant some indecipherable mantra that went something like this:
"jfuhdteveolwpwAYYE
jwqp.acqxzswdctwbfifffAYYYYE
jfmdjsbcasbsmwwz AYYYE"
...continuously from 1am to 6am for three months. After this period he was so keen on cleaning loos that he would seek out zionist zennists on the adjoining monastery, Mount Thinnyontop and request to also do their loos.
In fact Roshi became so worried about him that he eventually asked him to take a break from Mt. Baldy, which accounts for his current soujourn among us. I often wonder if ther was any truth in the rumour that he went back to the Chelsea Hotel to see if he could be of any help to the chambermaids over there?
I am absolutely gutted to discover that that your headquarters are being renovated. I truely am in need of your hair services, and I am a well deserved case.
Re; The perfect Mr. Cohen. I not that on Mt. Baldy, aprt of the exacting sroutine he was obliged to clean out the latrines. This did not go down well..although it did in fact go down a well.... with squeeky clean, and iI understand his punishment was to have to chant some indecipherable mantra that went something like this:
"jfuhdteveolwpwAYYE
jwqp.acqxzswdctwbfifffAYYYYE
jfmdjsbcasbsmwwz AYYYE"
...continuously from 1am to 6am for three months. After this period he was so keen on cleaning loos that he would seek out zionist zennists on the adjoining monastery, Mount Thinnyontop and request to also do their loos.
In fact Roshi became so worried about him that he eventually asked him to take a break from Mt. Baldy, which accounts for his current soujourn among us. I often wonder if ther was any truth in the rumour that he went back to the Chelsea Hotel to see if he could be of any help to the chambermaids over there?