Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

Dear Queen Cate

I hope you approve of said appointed King(he is an improvement on the nude dude)

I'm sure you will make his aquaintence soon. I have been keeping him occupied in the mean time.(you know showing him where everything is)

He did mention that he would need instruction as to how to get that Screaming Orgasm right, I told him there are so many recipes, he will have to find one that suits him.

Lady K xx

[Cate]

I'm sure you did just fine Lady K ... I have to tell you though I'm having some concerns

To the royal household.

Good Ladies we have found our king
You’ll all be pleased to know.
And If Queen Cate does not concur
Then she will have to go....

...Lady K Will have her way
There’s no elaborate plan
This ladies waited long enough
It’s time she got her man

Lady K xx

ohhh my goodness Karren you were so nice
ummmm I'm a little worried for my head - perhaps I'm being paranoid

well brave face

Lady K - The king seems like a fine choice but I'm keeping the other one as our alchemist ... I need somebody who can entertain me.
You have the king, Violet has her lord and that guy who tied her up, Princess A has the gardener, stable boy, the groundsman and possibly the dairy maid that wandered by.

Blah

I'm going to retire to my chambers and watch the alchemists nothing up my sleeve trick.

[Karren B]

Don't panic I just meant you would have to go to the pub and ignore the goings on in the royal household.

I hope you are happy with the nude dude(I love that name).

But don't forget the King is going to want his Kingly way at some point so have a few drinks and brace yourself.

He's got some nice black riding boots and a riding crop. He says becoming King has made him big headed, (but all men think that)

I really think you are going to have to do something with Princess A. She is getting too familiar with the staff (all of them).

If you don't see me for a while I will be having riding lessons with the King. And then I'll be showing him how to make those cocktails(better try out all the recipes). Oh must make sure his Sword is in it's sheath before cocktail lesson! (better to be safe than sorry).

Lady K xx (hopefully exhausted by the end of the day)

[Alsiony]

Hello lovely Queen Cate
As you step back into the realm, I am afraid that I must ask permission for some leave.
Dick Whittington sent a messenger to me (how thoughtful of him) and requested that I do him a favour in the woods. He hasn't had anyone he has wanted to stick up for a while, though he did say that he saw some extremely happy looking geezer who was foraging around and muttering to himself about the possibilities of trying to turn Toadflax into gold.. when Dick commanded 'your money or your life!' the said man promptly turned around causing poor old Whit to fall off his horse for some reason
So I am going to go and give him a hand. I don't know how long I shall be.
The Royal Gardener may return in my absense, he recently fell into a lake (better not have been looking for that Jezebel with a sword again grr)

I believe it has done wonders for his complexion though...

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P.A.
x

[Karren B]

I think every girl should be alowed to have at least one darcy in her life.

What's Dick Whittington doing in the woods Shouldn't he be in London. You might find that it's really Dick turpin in the woods (but round here who knows who anyone is)?

Lady K xx

[Cate]

Of course princess A - what a handsome fella!!!

and Lady K - you and the king have a good time - tire him out.

I think I'll talk our nude dude friend into putting on a pair of socks and challenge him to a game of strip poker

maybe I'll get him to petal me off on his bike ... we could be gypsies...

I'm sooo tired tonight ... have a good night all

[Alsiony]

I think every girl should be alowed to have at least one darcy in her life.

What's Dick Whittington doing in the woods Shouldn't he be in London. You might find that it's really Dick turpin in the woods (but round here who knows who anyone is)?

Lady K xx

Dick Whittington and Dick Turpin are actually the same fellow round these parts good Lady K ... when Dick is being a whit (in panto-esque mode), all around the kingdom you can hear that unmistakable call - 'He's behind you!'

Anyhows - I must away! Please keep the stable boy (etc) happy in my absence

P.A.
x

[Cate]

Ohhh my gosh – Lady K, did you interview our new King?

Ahhhh

Okay King Garry or I guess I should be less formal - your highness, if you wouldn't mind answering just a few questions so that we can get to know you a bit better.

1.) Do you like flowers ? What’s your favourite flower/s?(hint it should be purple)

2.) What’s your position on alligator s in the moat – a good idea, or a safety hazard to queens and princesses trying to sneak away to the village?

3.) Okay, Karrens already vouched for your fine size head and firmness that Violet was requiring so you don't have to answer that one..


x
queen cate

[Violet]

.. gosh, Cate.. you didn't even ask about ratchet straps.. (oh, and methinks his name be "Gerry".. might as well get that straightened out, since we're interviewing him)..

[Gerry]

My dear Queen Cate, i will do my best and answer your questions

1 My fav flower has to be the gorgeous little violet with its purple head, soo pretty.
2 No alligators in the moat any more, off with their heads. Life will be so pleasurable now for the lovely princesses that they will not want to sneak off to the village. They will have all their heart's desires at home in the beautiful chateau.
3 So i do not have to answer Q.3 as the lovely Princess K. has vouched for me. She will be well rewarded.

[Karren B]

Dear Princess A

Whilst it is a good idea to bolt the stable door, please would you make sure that there is nobody in there when you do. The King and I had to spend all night locked in and had to try all sorts of things to keep warm.

The King said that I had to get rid of the rabbit as he had a new pet he wanted me to meet, and he introduced me to his pet snake, I was a little afraid at first but after petting it for a while and tickling his little head, I felt more at ease with it.(snakes can bite you know, I wasn’t taking any chances)
I think he must over feed it because it was very fat and so full up it was stiff! And after playing with it for a while it was very sick and went limp, I thought I’d killed it. Although it did perk up later.

The King introduced me to Rodeo riding.(you know when you're in the middle of a ride and he calls you by someone elses name and sees how long he can stay on. I had to keep reminding him that I was not Princess Alsiony) Bit like Cate calling him King Garry.

Then he showed me some magic tricks. He does a marvellous trick with his tongue, whilst performing Puccini’s Humming chorus.( you know the one Mmmmmmmee Mmmmmmme Mmmmmme).

And I think he may have been a pianist at one time, he has very nimble fingers.
And after all that he was so generous, not only did he give me a pearl necklace but a matching tiara as well.(that was probably the reward he mentioned)
I was almost disappointed when the stable boy let us out this morning.

By the way Princess A why was he wearing your dress????


Lady K (With a big smile on her face)
xx

Glad he got rid of those alligators(they never take there eyes off you)

[Cate]

Bit like Cate calling him King Garry.

My humblest apologies King Gerry and thank you for removing the alligators.

[Violet]

1 My fav flower has to be the gorgeous little violet with its purple head, soo pretty.

Dear King Gerald,

While I am most flattered that your favorite flower is the lovely violet.. I suggest to you that, given I actually have long dark curls.. well.. maybe this purple head you are referring to has more to do with some.. um.. well, some aspect of yourself, perchance.. I mean, maybe you unconsciously.. I mean, there is that part of the male anatomy that.. (oh, never mind)..

Anyway.. I have some things to do that will take me away from our little kingdom at present, though I will try to come back as I am able to see how your training is progressing, although, from what I have seen thus far, you are a very quick learner (!)

.. I would point out as well that my rather hopeless pursuit of his Lordship is a full time endeavor.. one with very few rewards.. except those seemingly offered me in my periodic (cinematically induced) delusional states.. All of which is to say, you would have a very hard time pursuing this little passionate violet flower, should you find yourself wanting some new romantic adventure, or other.. (and so, you have been forewarned)..

.. oh, also, the dankish knight, Sir Georges, sometimes swoops in to try to save me from this rather sorrowful fate (as concerns his Lordship), and while we are the most passionate of lovers, he seems always to return to his dankish ways.. (at least in the uppermost dankish-Irish regions of my feverish writer's mind)..

.. okay, I guess that's pretty much my own royal resume..


Your (sorrowful and fleeting) royal servant,

Sweet Princess Violet (flower)

[Cate]

And so we pause here – at least for now

With princess V beautifully cloaked, only a single dark curl peeking out from under her hood as she leaves the castle on a secret mission – I’m not sure, but I do believe I saw a dark figure moving in the glade towards her … perhaps a dark knight. Our lovely Princess A has run off with the very handsome Mr. Darcy - whose shirt looks like it could pop open and any moment – we of course pray for her safe return I have sent 4 knights to watch over her with orders to lop off Mr. Darcy’s head if he much as makes a tear fall from her eye. I, am currently being peddled away by our eccentric alchemist the former king nude dude as we embark a the ultimate pub crawl adventure – I do wish he would sit to peddle though as the view from here…. well … lets just say it’s not the best.
That leaves us with the lovely Lady K and her handsome King with black riding boots. They are currently still locked in the paddock (I believe Karren threw the key out the window) and the king is performing his amazing pet show for her right now. (um that was quite the detailed story there Karren –I’m still blushing the next day)

[Karren B]

Dear Royal Household.

I have been down to the village all day (been sampling the many extremely good varieties of Single Malts with the Whisky tasting club. excuse the typing I am some what over subscribed to the afore mentioned beverages).

Don’t worry sweet violet flower I won’t let the King partake in your delicate nectar. I will tell him of his Kingly duties (if I can type without getting the leeters in the wrong order. Slightly inebriated. (I must stop doing this I lose a day every week, I am only up to March so far).
Believe me you could tell me anything tonight and 1. I would believe you and 2. I wouldn’t remember anyway.

Should I be worried about Princess Violets Hood????????????

Do you think the King will take advantage of me in this state, (God I hope so). It’s all
right Princess A. I have removed my stilettos.

Sorry Queen Cate for the detailed story earlier but I thought as Queen you had the right to know, So you didn’t feel guilty over the Nude Dude.

I think Princess A has been led astray by unknown forces (Lady K is not responsible for this) Honestly!!!!!

By the way I think King Gerry May have made the mistake of giving me the title of Princess K earlier. Well Daddy I don’t think this is a good idea. I think that is taking things too far.

Give me a couple of hours for the afore mentioned beverages to be absorbed and I will be back on form.(Hopefully).

And Queen Cate be assured I didn’t touch one Cigar!!!(honest I didn’t)

Lady K. (extremely happy and well oiled).

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