Daddy's Little Princess.

[Cate]

My dear Karren - sounds as though you've had a fine day, how odd to randomly mention cigars like that ... you know you can't smoke those in the palace or in the hayloft, not that I mind the smell.

The Nude Dude and I are just friends but - just between you and I, I have taken out an add in Knights Nightly (a personal add) I've just had the royal portraiturer (is that a word?) over to take my picture for the advert.

[Karren B]

Dear Queen Cate

I hope your add in the Knights nightly (god thats hard to type after a few good whiskies).goes well. But be warned sending Portraits to whomever is never a good idea!!!!!!!!

Sorry forgot to tell you about a previous conversation about cigars(very remiss of me wasn't it).

Lady K ( still under the influence but sober enough........)
xx

[Cate]

Sorry forgot to tell you about a previous conversation about cigars(very remiss of me wasn't it).

(I know it was with me silly - you have had a bit much, mentioned briefly - I think in reference to cigar smoke or something )

[Karren B]

I wonder Where The King has gone I hope I didn't wear him out with all those riding lessons
Lady K xx

[Cate]

Perhaps he's ventured to the apothecary (omg, I spelled that right) to look for blue capsules.

opps 5 p.m. time to stop pretending to work.

xxx
cate

[Karren B]

Dear Cate

Maybe your Nude Dude can lend him some of his.

Hope he has got quite a few, He will need them. (I'm wide awake and raring to go)
And I didn't even need to do any math before I posted this one.

Lady K. xx

[Gerry]

My humblest apologies lovely Lady K for calling you Princess K earlier, it was a slip of the tongue or fingers or something..
I've been practicing Puccini's Humming chorus all day, the one you taught me so well last nite and i'm just hoping to perfect it for next lesson.
I see you have enjoyed yourself tonight with whisky a plenty, good for you, i'll drink to that!

Humbly

G.

[Karren B]

Dear Good King Gerry.

Appologies for the slip of the tongue accepted.(Mmmmmmme)
Glad to know that you have been practising that lovely tune.

I'm sure you will have perfected the tune before we meet again. I will teach you the flute ,but you may have to practice the fingering technique.(Ooooh Cate, you will have to forgive me for that one, couldn't resist)

Hope I didn't tire you out too much last night but we had to find some way to keep warm in that drafty stable.

Yes I must admit I have been a bad girl today. running off to the village and partaking in a Whisky Tasing Session.(Very nice).
I can understand if the King thinks I deserve some kind of punishment for my misbehaviour.(I'm sure you can think of some kind of punishment, for such a bad girl).

Submissively yours

Lady K xx

[Gerry]

Ah my lovely Lady K i wouldnt dare dream of punishing you unless you really wanted me to. I agree we had to keep warm in that cold stable last nite but i must tell you i cant wait for my next riding lesson again. You must remember to bring my black riding boots. Dont you remember that you asked to try them on last nite and when i said you looked ravishing in them you asked to borrow them for a nite or two, which i gladly agreed to, because i love to see you happy and satisfied. I'm so glad you enjoyed wearing them, but now i feel naked without them as they are my favorite.
The weather was so nice today i went to the beach and had a dip in the cold Atlantic ocean. I also brought my pet snake which you really treated so well last nite.He rested most of the day but when i mentioned your name he really perked up and i can tell he really likes you.
I had a few nice cold beers also to slake the thirst and lubricate the pipes.

Humbly

G.

[Karren B]

G.

I hope your snake didn't catch cold. I seem to remember that he doesn't like the cold and has the tendency to shrink in water.
I'm glad he perked up when he heard my name, he did seem pleased to see me last night.

As to your boots, I am wearing them at the moment.(couldn't find anything else to wear so just have the boots on).
I will return them when i see you next.

As for the riding lesson, I think maybe we should try it bare back next time(that sadle was very heavy!) And I'll let you use the whip this time!

Thank you for not punishing me for such bad behaviour(I thought I would get a good spank at least) bit dissapointed about that one!

Hope you don't feel too naked without your boots(Trying to visualise King without boots, or anything else)

Lady K

Do you think you can bring a blanket or something next time, that straw gets everywhere!

Queen Cate I am only doing my duty and seeing to the King whilst you're away!

[Violet]

And so we pause here – at least for now

With princess V beautifully cloaked, only a single dark curl peeking out from under her hood as she leaves the castle on a secret mission – I’m not sure, but I do believe I saw a dark figure moving in the glade towards her … perhaps a dark knight. Our lovely Princess A has run off with the very handsome Mr. Darcy - whose shirt looks like it could pop open and any moment – we of course pray for her safe return I have sent 4 knights to watch over her with orders to lop off Mr. Darcy’s head if he much as makes a tear fall from her eye. I, am currently being peddled away by our eccentric alchemist the former king nude dude as we embark a the ultimate pub crawl adventure – I do wish he would sit to peddle though as the view from here…. well … lets just say it’s not the best.
That leaves us with the lovely Lady K and her handsome King with black riding boots. They are currently still locked in the paddock (I believe Karren threw the key out the window) and the king is performing his amazing pet show for her right now. (um that was quite the detailed story there Karren –I’m still blushing the next day)[/size]

.. Queen Cate??.. is that you???.. you look.. well.. (I thought it was Manna who just turned a hundred)..

... well, Queen.. um, mam.. I don't know if it's proper for me to "bronze" you, as I am a mere princess.. still, this choice bit of descriptive verbiage cracked me up so (!)


Doubly Humbly (since the King keeps humbly signing too, and so how to distinguish.. rank-wise, I mean),

Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. (oh, I'll leave you all in suspense, as to the dark knight)..

[Karren B]

Note to the Royal Household

Please note that in Queen Cates absence (down the pub again with nude-dude), it is my duty to officially announce the appointment of our new King. He has been vetted by Queen Cate, Princess Violet flower and Princess A… And his credentials have been very thoroughly examined by Lady K

Welcome to the Royal Household.

King Gerrys joined the Royal House
With Manly sword in hand. (Sorry Cate that manly sword is back)
He’s taken up the challenge
To try and rule this land.

He has the help of Good Queen Cate
And Princess V and A.
He’ll also need to satisfy
The lusty Lady K.

He’s Mastered screaming Orgasms,
He makes them all night long.
He’s been taught to ride a filly
And hum a merry song.

Whilst playing on his instruments
He’ll please you every time
His finger work is faultless
His rhythm is sublime.

Lady K has tamed his snake
She’s taken it in hand.
She’s taught it not to spit or bite
She’s taught it how to stand, (Oooh and it stands up so well, clever little snake)

He looks after the princesses
When Cate is not around
He watches them make daisy chains
Or maybe daisy crowns.

We do not know how long he’ll last
Or if he’ll stand the pace
He’ll need to keep these Ladies tamed
They’re really a disgrace!

Welcome King Gerry. (Hope you know what you're letting yourself in for)

The Demur and chased (hopefully now we have a King)
Lady K xx

[Violet]

Dear Royal Household.

I have been down to the village all day (been sampling the many extremely good varieties of Single Malts with the Whisky tasting club. excuse the typing I am some what over subscribed to the afore mentioned beverages).

Don’t worry sweet violet flower I won’t let the King partake in your delicate nectar. I will tell him of his Kingly duties (if I can type without getting the leeters in the wrong order. Slightly inebriated. (I must stop doing this I lose a day every week, I am only up to March so far).
Believe me you could tell me anything tonight and 1. I would believe you and 2. I wouldn’t remember anyway.

Should I be worried about Princess Violets Hood????????????

Do you think the King will take advantage of me in this state, (God I hope so). It’s all
right Princess A. I have removed my stilettos.

Sorry Queen Cate for the detailed story earlier but I thought as Queen you had the right to know, So you didn’t feel guilty over the Nude Dude.

I think Princess A has been led astray by unknown forces (Lady K is not responsible for this) Honestly!!!!!

By the way I think King Gerry May have made the mistake of giving me the title of Princess K earlier. Well Daddy I don’t think this is a good idea. I think that is taking things too far.

Give me a couple of hours for the afore mentioned beverages to be absorbed and I will be back on form.(Hopefully).

And Queen Cate be assured I didn’t touch one Cigar!!!(honest I didn’t)

Lady K. (extremely happy and well oiled).

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Lady K.,

I just saw your new poem.. you excel at those (!)

Above I bronzed just this little remark of yours (so funny I thought).. and went "beige" with the other, which is still a good ranking (I think).. I do think the snake bit though, on another post of yours [and as brought up again in your poem], should get recognized in some way.. and yet.. somehow I do feel the snake is being recognized.. and you'd probably be able to point him out, I should think, should you meet in a crowd or something some day..

.. so.. I'm just taking a work break.. perusing our little kingdom.. so much has happened, it's hard to even point out the choice bits.. but those are a few, I'd say.. Oh, and whiskey??.. REALLY???.. I had Jack Daniels in a car with my date BEFORE my [medieval] high school prom, and.. well..

.. anyway, keep up the good work you're doing with the King.. you'll be doing Queen Cate a favor, as she's perusing the Knight Nightly (also choice, by the way, C.).. and also.. it will keep him at arm's length from this tender violet flower, as I have enough man problems on my little pewter plate at present..

Signed,
S.P.V. (f.).. xxx x (oh, as to my hood.. just another secret for now) (until I can come up with something)..

.. oh, forgot about the cigar!!.. as you are so chased, I'm sure it's "just a cigar," in the sense that Freud meant..

.. oh, and A.. I will try to return to comment more.. as your Darcy material touches me where such literary allusions touch me most.. (we'll leave that a secret as well).. xx x

[Cate]

I like this poem collection that we are getting from you Lady K.

.. Queen Cate??.. is that you???.. you look.. well.. (I thought it was Manna who just turned a hundred)..

Well almost me - it is my dress and my wig. You see in order for the portrait maker to do your portrait you have to sit still for a VERY long time, so the very gracious Lord Nude-Dude donned my duds and sat for me. Sometimes on chilly nights he likes to wear one of my frocks which is fine as he didn't pack any cloths for himself ... or a purse for that matter

[Cate]

Postcard tied to pigeons foot (they had postcards right?)
Kissingham Castle

Firstly to Lady Karren, Thank you for you updates - I'm very pleased with how well you are keeping the King occupied - please keep up the good work of keeping the king up - remember a happy king means a happy court with all our heads remaining attached.

To the Royal Household
King Nude-Dude and I are having a wonderful adventure and have had a bit of luck – while hanging one of our personal adds on a tree, we ran into the marvelous Mr. Darcy (remember the one whose shirt looked like it might pop open) well it seems that it was not him that Princess A ran away with!!!
She left with a Mr. Dick Whittington and his pussy? Was he even staff? I thought she was allergic to cats.
Anyways Mr. Darcy was horribly upset – balling in fact, I did my best to comfort him upon my breast – he was so distraught he just shoved he face right in, which seemed to make him feel a bit better.
King Nude Dude did a very fine dance for him and I mixed him and mixed us up a few cocktails to sample. We had some ‘sex up against the wall’ shared a ‘buttery nipple’ as well as a ‘suck, bang and blow (that’s a tricky one)’ and finished up with a ‘sweet release’ of course by that time it was morning. All and all it was a fantastic night of wholesome fun and he has agreed to be our traveling companion for at least a few more nights.