The Infinite Haiku

[Lion of Lions]

despite L.C.'s plea
carelessness be damned, I say
torpedos away

torpedos away
in a manger, no crib for
a bed, little Lord

[Geoffrey]

Lion of Lions wrote:
>torpedos away
>in a manger, no crib for
>a bed, little Lord


a bed, little Lord
Fauntleroy with his rubber
vibrating butt-plug

[Lion of Lions]

a bed, little Lord
Fauntleroy with his rubber
vibrating butt-plug[/quote]


I was expecting the Fauntleroy gig but was hoping for something pleasant and uplifting for these troubled times, such as

a bed, little Lord
Fauntleroy, you charming kind
man, have a nice day

you see how I have created an atmosphere of niceosity and people will no longer be davering thanks to me.

if you have a moment take a look at this short film doc,

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/v ... kingsnorth

and even this article written by a forum member

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/c ... nce-lawyer

[Geoffrey]

Lion in Winter wrote:
>if you have a moment take a look at this short film doc

very informative footage, and encouraging to see one of our members getting his name in print. thank you. i reciprocate your gesture with this little educational film presented by a lady with a gorgeously cultured speaking voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDWADkV-zNc

[Violet]

if you have a moment take a look at this short film doc,

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/v ... kingsnorth

and even this article written by a forum member

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/c ... nce-lawyer

.. thanks Michael.. very inspiring film and article..

Geoffrey, I stand educated in matters I had no inkling I needed to know about.. nice that it comes in black, I thought...

v i o l e t

[Lion of Lions]

Lion in Winter wrote:
>if you have a moment take a look at this short film doc

very informative footage, and encouraging to see one of our members getting his name in print. thank you. i reciprocate your gesture with this little educational film presented by a lady with a gorgeously cultured speaking voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDWADkV-zNc

is she a member of this forum? I think I do recognise her.

[Lion of Lions]

the most educational aspect of these last few posts was my use of the obscure word "davering".

[Rel Constant]

the most educational aspect of these last few posts was my use of the obscure word "davering".

"davering", from "dare" + "wavering": hesitation to act due to a stressful element. Usage: "He was davering to kiss her due to a zit on her lip."

[Lion of Lions]

the most educational aspect of these last few posts was my use of the obscure word "davering".

"davering", from "dare" + "wavering": hesitation to act due to a stressful element. Usage: "He was davering to kiss her due to a zit on her lip."

when I regularly used this lovely word, back in the 40's and 50's I understood it to mean "walking around as if in a daze" . I think your definition is either your best improvisation or a porkie someone told you when you were a kid.

[Lion of Lions]

following on from Geoffrey's shamefully obscene last haiku

vibrating butt-plug
wrongly placed in Geoffrey's mouth
cummin' or cohen?

[Rel Constant]

the most educational aspect of these last few posts was my use of the obscure word "davering".

"davering", from "dare" + "wavering": hesitation to act due to a stressful element. Usage: "He was davering to kiss her due to a zit on her lip."

when I regularly used this lovely word, back in the 40's and 50's I understood it to mean "walking around as if in a daze" . I think your definition is either your best improvisation or a porkie someone told you when you were a kid.

Thanks for the great word, it will always be a comfort.

My definition is possibly an improvisation but I did read it on the Internet.

[Lion of Lions]

sesquipidality

[Rel Constant]

following on from Geoffrey's shamefully obscene last haiku

vibrating butt-plug
wrongly placed in Geoffrey's mouth
cummin' or cohen?

Cummin' or cohen
neither can be done without
Cohen lasts longer.

[Rel Constant]

sesquipidality

hmm will take a while to sort out, and sounds so slimy.

[Lion of Lions]

Cummin' or cohen
neither can be done without
Cohen lasts longer.

Cohen lasts longer
can still skip on the stage, not
like Bob Zimmer-frame


9 out of 10 for referencing Cohen's recent concerts and knocking Dylan, all in the same haiku.