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Hi again, Heathcliffe ~

Isn't it ironic that when you're being most real, you're perceived as being imaginary [by some ~ not all; in the interest of truth, I will always feel compelled to clarify that]. There's a word for that 'process' [the contradiction], but I can't think of it right now. Some become so 'adept' at screening, though, that they overuse the system, and then the screen gets clogged and begins to malfunction. Just that 'insufferably cool' thing, again. Air-conditioners gone awry and amok.

As for my being perceived as and called a fool, a sucker, a manipulated idiot, or a slave to my emotions, I'm not concerned with that, either. I'm unwavering in my position, and I've been made a fool of for a lot less reason. If I'm to 'be' [perceived as] one here, I'd rather it be for choosing to believe in someone, and being concerned with their feelings.

I hope your day goes well.

~ Lizzy

YdF, what chance Sven's brain-dead hooffers this evening?

*sigh*
Dear Byron,

Please let the bear live.

love,
L

Vince, you have an uncanny resemblence to Albert. Several people have stopped me in the street and after we've exchanged various items of a personal nature, they have all said that, "Vince is the spitting image of Albert."

Call me old fashioned and an old scepticalised thrunge strangler, but did your father ever visit Whipsnade Zoo? The Large Mammal House, to be precise. Or perhaps the 'Small Furry, Buy One Get One Free' counter next to the Ladies Toilets? I did say Mammal, not Mammar..

Did your father have all of his own teeth? If not, how many did he have?

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Ze glok ees tickin'








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You hurt one fur on that bear's body and you're going to wish I didn't have this portable meat mincer in my hands.

Now back off, Big B, you don't frighten me and that bear is mine! Got that?
You usless lump of degenerate similes and punctuation marks.

One more tick of that clock and we'll see how you like your metaphoricals boldly underlined and Italiansised!

The sistas have got you weighed up mr smarty pantaloons.

Get away from my bear!

Michael!!!!! you said they weren't dangerous. I can feel me alliteratons repeating again and that's always a bad sign.











"I won't tell you again Albert, mop that up, NOW! You disgusting little quadripood."



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Byron wrote:

Vince, you have an uncanny resemblence to Albert. Several people have stopped me in the street and after we've exchanged various items of a personal nature, they have all said that, "Vince is the spitting image of Albert."

Hmmm. Interesting.

Vince love, do you find yourself getting rather overwhelmingly sleepy say in November?
Do you have an unexplanable craving for blueberries? Raw, spawning salmon?

Maybe this explains alot.

Nurse!
another barium enima for Byron please...


we'll flush this out
if it's the last thing we do



Hello Laurie,

Intrigued by me?
of course you are
want to know more?
of course you do.
You're infused with wonder
longing and awe...
you wish that you could have me
well you can't

Get over it.



another simmering tale of thwarted passion

...As The Worm Turns....



Dear Mr. B,

Don't shoot the bear. Kill me.
thx much,
L

I could kill you with kindness.
I could kill you without Albert knowing and still bump the little poomaker off.
But can I afford the magic projectiles?
Time out.......................thinking very hard..................










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* throwing popcorn from the cheap seats*

Hi Vince ~

Hmmm

I'll go ahead and initiate our discussion while you're still asleep. Then, when you wake up [hopefully refreshed], it'll be here for you.

I did mention it at the time. I said ~ "Vince ~ You're pitiful." and walked away. Tri-me gave her own input, as to the unacceptability of it, as well. Linda said nothing, presumably[?] because it was fine with her if I dragged behind the car with the tin cans because I didn't approve of her impending marriage here. Geez, talk about convicted and punished for a crime! Where was my protector LAURIE when I needed her there!?!

mind if I smoke?

[Well, no matter that she has a real-life husband ~ mentioned here a number of times ~ before Laurie goes off on another tangent, that I've revealed a secret, a confidentiality ~ anyway, in the interest of protecting Linda, like her good friend Laurie feels she must protect us, other adults, looking back, I really don't think it was necessarily such a good thing that she was aligning herself for marriage on a public forum, whilst her husband was in the background feeding the dog, or whatever.....you know how we must protect other people and their own, best interests, right ? All of that is an aside, though.]

< Looks at watch >

Alright, alright, I know.....back to the subject.

Yes, Vince. Words and described actions can be considered violence. It's why cyberstalking is considered a violent crime. It's why verbal abuse is considered violent. It's why your description of the violent act of tying someone to a moving vehicle and dragging them behind in the dirt, was violent.
~ Lizzy

Yes dear.
I apologise.



Now be a sweetheart and pour me a whiskey,
I need to put my feet up
for half an hour.

< you would not believe the day I've had >

Well, Vince ~

While you were soundly sleeping, I had an outrageous night that you would not believe; and still had to work the next day.

So, how about if you get the whiskey, I get the glasses, you pour ~ and we each put our feet up for half an hour.

I accept your apology. Thank you.

~ Lizzy

So, how about if you get the whiskey, I get the glasses, you pour ~ and we each put our feet up for half an hour.

sounds good.

Vincent.