Militant Wing

[Manna]

Laurie, is that a mildly emotional yellow circle I see within the content of your post?

[Alan Alda]

Yes. Since this subject is so serious, I thought it best I reinforce my intentions. The smiley with the sunglasses is my only vice (far as emoties go).

[Cate]

Ahhh - I didn't want to be private peacock I could imagine what he would do with that name choice.

Oh. You do have a dilemma.
Peacock was a really bad choice now that you mention it...

Pigeon?
Seems harmless............

Yes - Pigeon seems safe - they're a nice enough bird.

Pigeon it is!

[Cate]

I’m sorry it had to resort to this Michael.

While your militia group was at a bug bits quizy thing the entire resistance snuck into your encampment (really it’s just me but it sounds better to say the entire resistance doesn’t it?)
You being occupied with a large word referring to a bugs genitals were completely unaware of our (my) approach and taking our (my) position directly behind you in the brush. I deftly tied the word tyrannical to a clear fishing line and tossed it in front of your feet. Within seconds I was reeling you in as you attempted to grab the word. It was at this point that you were lambasted by a plethora of my favourite lovey dovey words ( I’m sorry Michael the other militia troops did not come to your rescue – you see your flowered uniform simply blended in to well to the surroundings) concluding with this poem

Lovely tree
My love for thee
brings beauty to my soul
Our holy union ….

Well I think that all you really heard before you dropped and began writhing around on the ground covering your ears. I sorry I couldn’t understand what you were mumbling, but that’s not that unusual, perhaps you should consider a user-friendlier vernacular. It was very easy at this point to bind your feet, hands and mouth with these roles of tape, which I bought before leaving for my mission.

So this is where we are Michael – you captured taped under this tree that I seem to have an odd affection for while your troops have gone back to their bug quiz. These are our (my) demands:

1. Cate will be referred to as private pigeon not private Swallow or Private Blackbeard (quite frankly I’m a bit sensitive about my beard)
2. Flower print uniforms and big boots should be optional
3. Mediocre and downright bad poems should either be overlooked OR be given constructive criticism.
4. You will not speak again of my special love for this tree.

If you do not comply with the above demands I shall be forced to tickle you while reciting VERY bad poetry such as my tree one. This is a form of behavioural modification Michael – connecting the pleasant with the unpleasant until the unpleasant will eventually became the pleasant and you yourself will wander around reciting BAD poetry. I’ll warn you I have a very large collection of bad poetry this could last for hours.

Do you give in to our (my) demands? (Provided of course that you did not fall asleep during this long posting… I should also warn you I have a tendency to ramble…)

[mat james]

this thread smacks of:
"the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind". (Capt. D.F.Dwyer. An Irish soldier)

[Alan Alda]

"the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind".

Oh mat. Don't be so hard on yourself...I'm sure your mind will be occupied one day....

[mickey_one]

"the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind".

Oh mat. Don't be so hard on yourself...I'm sure your mind will be occupied one day....

if it is to be invaded and occupied by the Poetry Forum Militant Wing, I am sorry that the troops will not include Private Blackbeard who, for the sake of flowery boots, her dislike thereof, has departed in search of a nicer dictator. My orders remain to shoot her sweetly but continually. Even more so after her recntly submitted "poem" which ended with the dreadful line "our holy onion", which causeth mine tears to floweth.

I also note that her solution to all problems in the world seems to involve tieing me up. My experience is that this solves no more than a third of life's difficulties.

Lord Mickey of One

Commanding Officer of the Poetry Forum Militant Wing

[Manna]

My orders remain to shoot her sweetly but continually. Even more so after her recntly submitted "poem" which ended with the dreadful line "our holy onion", which causeth mine tears to floweth.

Indeed. A mercy killing.

I also note that her solution to all problems in the world seems to involve tieing me up. My experience is that this solves no more than a third of life's difficulties.

they tie him with iron twine
for banning the use of thine
the ladies sip their wine

Lord Mickey of None, it seems
accept for in his dreams
the ladies plan their schemes

[jimbo]

.
Is there an official "flower"?[/quote]

Dear Applicant

1. I will ask Hilary Clinton when she is elected President
2. mouth to mouth is sufficient
3. flowery, a beautiful mix of flowers
4. no way, I hate flowers

Lord Mickey of One

ps did I mention the joining fee?

Member of the Poetry Forum Military Wing[/quote]

can i 4wood my cV to join said gang.4 Y.E.O
IM 85 .dyslexic.deaf; 'wight hand missing
can still wide a hosse bay back.

last mission position 1945
coplal bussel spout.The scout
gueen company'

aka The sil ant rrs
in a Pa.is bone yard
5000 men unda me unda cova.

and i have my blueee flowa
.

[Cate]

I also note that her solution to all problems in the world seems to involve tieing me up. My experience is that this solves no more than a third of life's difficulties.

Lord Mickey of One

Commanding Officer of the Poetry Forum Militant Wing

Only a third of life's difficulties, I thought it would be at least half - it's certainly one of the funner solutions.
I'm sorry if I didn't play nice - I'd promise not to imaginarily tie you up again - but I would be lying and it's just not nice to lie. I will wait until you have forgotten about this time though, so that I can sneak up again.

okay must be off still searching for a nicer dictator

Best luck with your coo thingy

Cate

[Cate]

they tie him with iron twine
for banning the use of thine
the ladies sip their wine

Lord Mickey of None, it seems
accept for in his dreams
the ladies plan their schemes

Did someone say wine?

Mana I’ve noticed that you have great skill with your use of words you also seem to be a thoughtful woman with many idea’s, plus you have a bottle of wine. Have you ever considered leading your own miltia troop - I promise not to use the word thine.

[Manna]

No, I would never want to fight against such a formidable foe as Lady Mickey of One; I only want to be involved with tying her up and possible teasing her. But if you like, I will be your new dictator.

[lizzytysh]

1. I will ask Hilary Clinton when she is elected President

Will everything else on your list unravel when this doesn't happen, Jimbo?


~ Lizzy

[Manna]

this thread smacks of:
"the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind". (Capt. D.F.Dwyer. An Irish soldier)

Thanks, Mat.

Manna, official heal-clicker, and spiritual and menu adviser to Lady M-1, Official Militant Commander in Briefs.

[mickey_one]

this thread smacks of:
"the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind". (Capt. D.F.Dwyer. An Irish soldier)

Thanks, Mat.

Manna, official heal-clicker, and spiritual and menu adviser to Lady M-1, Official Militant Commander in Briefs.

Dear Menu Adviser, it is now nearly 2 months since I became a veggie. I am a little bit bored. Who can I eat to maketh me feel betterer?


Lord Mickey Of One

Member of the Poetry Forum Militant Wing