Maybe I want to think that life is the crack in everything because I consider myself to be alive, and I consider there to be something special about being alive. But maybe death is the crack in everything.
Daka,
I like your verses.
Here are the wiki verses:
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget to scream
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
Don't forget to shiver
Row, row, row the boat
Gently to the shore
If you see a lion
Don't forget to roar
Row, row, row the boat
Gently in the bath
If you see a spider
Don't forget to laugh
Row, row, row the boat
Gently as can be
'Cause if you're not careful
You'll fall into the sea!
Rock, rock, rock the boat
Gently to and fro
If you do it hard enough
Into the water you go
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Throw your teachers overboard
And listen to them scream!
Another version goes:
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream. or Underneath the stream."
Ha! Ha! Fool'd ya all!
I'm a submarine.
Mister Rogers version:
Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Softly down the liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is but an illusion.
Don Music from Sesame Street eventually came up with these lyrics (see below):
Drive, drive, drive your car,
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a treat.
Mr. Bean in Bean (film) variated the lyrics while drunk:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile,
Don't forget to scream.
Argh!
and here's a madlib wizard that will help you write more verses if you want.
http://www.rinkworks.com/crazylibs/c/c8.shtml