The Infinite Haiku

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Cate
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~greg wrote:Trying to haiku
Her way to a coup d'etat,
Cate hikes her skirt high

Did nOooot… but good plan!
I’ll left to knee – he’s old, he’ll look
You push him down

Note to William - just joking old chap - there's no concern of my skirt being lifted anywhere near you.
Cate
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Dear Sue,
Your dedication
to ironing is
commendable.
Cate
carol-ann
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

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Dear Jim, sort this lot
whip, short skirt and ironing
lady - need the Word
William
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Suemichae,
In reply to your question.

Can you confirm that you were banned by Jarkko, following your insulting comments about the wedding of Lizzie and Peter?
If I were banned, I wouldn't be posting, would I. What an assinine question. I'm surprised at your laxity - that wouldn't hold up in court, old chap!

Was your distasteful post deleted by the moderators.
I assume this is a question though it lacks a question mark. Yes it was

Were you drunk when you wrote it ?
No. Have not been drunk in thirty plus years.

Iron away old chap - leg irons, I assume?

God bless you,
William
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William wrote:Suemichae,
In reply to your question.

Can you confirm that you were banned by Jarkko, following your insulting comments about the wedding of Lizzie and Peter?
If I were banned, I wouldn't be posting, would I. What an assinine question. I'm surprised at your laxity - that wouldn't hold up in court, old chap!
William
oh dear, poor William, you try so hard and always get it wrong.

when a person is banned from driving (too much drink for example, I'm sure you understand) is it always for an indefinite period? Can a driver once banned reappear on the roads?
,
Sadly, a poster once banned can also reappear and just like the driving offender he doesn't always seemed to have learnt his lesson.

I will now register you as a foe so I am spared your further trolling

Sue
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

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Short skirts i enjoy
long legs are even better
together their fine
love is not forgotten......
carol-ann
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together they're fine
shiny boots made of leather
red lipstick kisses
Sideways
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carol-ann wrote:together they're fine
shiny boots made of leather
red lipstick kisses

red lipstick kisses
itself, oral masturbation
bloody mirror left
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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Sue
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bloody mirror, left
the iron on this morning
saw myself in half
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damellon
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saw myself in half
a sinister sleight of mind
schizophrenia
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

from Wild Geese
Mary Oliver
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Sue
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schizophrenia
- ooooh, big word, what does it mean?
(passive aggressive)
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Post by damellon »

(passive aggressive)
if you say so, of course, but
who the f*** are you?
:)
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

from Wild Geese
Mary Oliver
Sideways
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

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damellon wrote:(passive aggressive)
if you say so, of course, but
who the f*** are you?
:)

who the fuck are you
did I say you could fuck me, mate
get the fuck out now
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
William
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Post by William »

And this from Sue who finds other people's posts objectionable.

If I may continue your theme SidewaysSueMich-

get the fuck out now
do what you really desire
most, to fuck yourself

I think that's rather tidy :lol: and apt :lol:
God bless,
William
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

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A moment off my ironing to point out that now I have made the troll, "William", a foe his posts don't show up just a line that he made a post. So let me guess his latest as he is pretty predictable and then carry on the haiku.

William possibly wrote

"get the fuck out now
ooh, fascinating, I don't drink
any longer just shorts"

and I continue

any longer, just shorts
show off my summer tan not legs
white from the winter
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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