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~greg wrote:Trying to haiku
Her way to a coup d'etat,
Cate hikes her skirt high

Did nOooot… but good plan!
I’ll left to knee – he’s old, he’ll look
You push him down

Note to William - just joking old chap - there's no concern of my skirt being lifted anywhere near you.

Dear Sue,
Your dedication
to ironing is
commendable.
Cate

Dear Jim, sort this lot
whip, short skirt and ironing
lady - need the Word

Suemichae,
In reply to your question.

Can you confirm that you were banned by Jarkko, following your insulting comments about the wedding of Lizzie and Peter?
If I were banned, I wouldn't be posting, would I. What an assinine question. I'm surprised at your laxity - that wouldn't hold up in court, old chap!

Was your distasteful post deleted by the moderators.
I assume this is a question though it lacks a question mark. Yes it was

Were you drunk when you wrote it ?
No. Have not been drunk in thirty plus years.

Iron away old chap - leg irons, I assume?

God bless you,
William

William wrote:Suemichae,
In reply to your question.

Can you confirm that you were banned by Jarkko, following your insulting comments about the wedding of Lizzie and Peter?
If I were banned, I wouldn't be posting, would I. What an assinine question. I'm surprised at your laxity - that wouldn't hold up in court, old chap!
William

oh dear, poor William, you try so hard and always get it wrong.

when a person is banned from driving (too much drink for example, I'm sure you understand) is it always for an indefinite period? Can a driver once banned reappear on the roads?
,
Sadly, a poster once banned can also reappear and just like the driving offender he doesn't always seemed to have learnt his lesson.

I will now register you as a foe so I am spared your further trolling

Sue

Short skirts i enjoy
long legs are even better
together their fine

together they're fine
shiny boots made of leather
red lipstick kisses

carol-ann wrote:together they're fine
shiny boots made of leather
red lipstick kisses

red lipstick kisses
itself, oral masturbation
bloody mirror left

bloody mirror, left
the iron on this morning
saw myself in half

saw myself in half
a sinister sleight of mind
schizophrenia

schizophrenia
- ooooh, big word, what does it mean?
(passive aggressive)

(passive aggressive)
if you say so, of course, but
who the f*** are you?

damellon wrote:(passive aggressive)
if you say so, of course, but
who the f*** are you?

who the fuck are you
did I say you could fuck me, mate
get the fuck out now

And this from Sue who finds other people's posts objectionable.

If I may continue your theme SidewaysSueMich-

get the fuck out now
do what you really desire
most, to fuck yourself

I think that's rather tidy and apt
God bless,
William

A moment off my ironing to point out that now I have made the troll, "William", a foe his posts don't show up just a line that he made a post. So let me guess his latest as he is pretty predictable and then carry on the haiku.

William possibly wrote

"get the fuck out now
ooh, fascinating, I don't drink
any longer just shorts"

and I continue

any longer, just shorts
show off my summer tan not legs
white from the winter