The Infinite Haiku

[William]

Ooooow, sideways michael (sorry sue) does virtual reading!
Isn't he clever.
Pity the haiku isn't quite up to scratch.

white from the winter
like a knightsbridge knight in cheap
but shining amour.

[carol-ann]

but shining amour
beams like the moon, your beauty
Illuminating

[~greg]

Illuminating -
impenetrability!
Inadmissible!

[~greg]

Inadmissible
(sorry, won't do it again)
upping of anti.

Upping of anti
With multisyllabic words
Is beyond me too

[damellon]

is beyond me too
- impenetrability -
too dense to fathom

[Manna]

to dense to fathom
but irrational wrinkles
slope to strike nothing

[Sue]

slope to strike nothing
as your marbles roll uphill
your gravitas lost

[damellon]

your gravitas lost
the frivolous you sneaks out
for just a moment

[Sideways]

your gravitas lost
the frivolous you sneaks out
for just a moment

for just a moment
William puts down the bottle
then lifts it again

[William]

Isn't it interesting that Sue, like MIckey-One (where ever did he go?) puts the previous poster's words in quotes before replying. They MUST be related.

then lifts it again
like a lawyer lifting the
court Bible. Naughty!

[damellon]

Sideways wrote -
for just a moment
William puts down the bottle
then lifts it again

"Then lift it again"
Sue (mistress of the put-down)
presses, goading him.

[damellon]

OOPS - too late. Followers-on take William's last line, not mine.

[William]

presses, goading him
like an old goat, tattered wig
on sue-nami head

[Sideways]

Sideways wrote -
for just a moment
William puts down the bottle
then lifts it again

"Then lift it again"
Sue (mistress of the put-down)
presses, goading him.

presses, goading him
presses the ironing she does
and makes it all nice

(sorry, if it doesn't follow on from the latest from the troll, William, but my computer doesn't show his posts as he is marked as "foe") so I have followed on from the lovely Damellon whose name ends the same way as "iron"!!!!!)

[William]

Thank you sue/michael. We really need to know every detail of your thought process and of your computer's functioning.
You remind me (in the sweetest way) of those business men going through airport security who really want us all to know they have a laptop! "Be careful of MY laptop."
Goodness a laptop! A time traveller from the future.
I'm impressed, old chapgirl.
God bless,
William.

Picking up on Sue's little letter:

he is foe, says sue,
who is michael's sister. ah
sweet self obsession!