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P.A said.
Which reminds me, I have some grass stains that I need to attend to and the stable boy is going to do some scrubbing for me (Don't tell the stable master though because I don't want to get anyone into trouble ok?)

OOhh Stables, I like Stables!

All that prickly straw.
And stable Masters (you can have the boys A).

Lady K xx

.. oh, yes.. stable masters. There is something in that. Oh, by the way, here's the tree I was tied to.. (you'll see it at the end of this clip) My lover used the nail to attach the rope, actually, though this is not shown here. (at least now you can understand now how hammered I got) Anyway, it seems there are enough horsey types to go around in this little kingdom of ours.. (as would stand to reason).. (given all the horses, I mean) Of course.. (as usual).. I can't help thinking this is his Lordship in yet another one of his masterful disguises.. (though, I have to admit, I'm still not quite over his mastering Gregory Peck)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgU948rMOc
FULL SCREEN..

Sweet Princess Violet Flower (about to be deflowered, as it were).. xx x x..





much later edit: ibid., the double ellipses issue.

Message to The Royal Household Sorry ladies (again I use that term loosely) we have not been able to find one willing man in this little kingdom of ours. (Princess Violet that includes your world as well).
I think its going to have to be back to the daisy chains, making them will keep us occupied until something better comes along.

Not a Brave Man in the land.

We could not find, though we did search
A King for our fair Queen.
We’ve had her looking high and low
And somewhere inbetween.

She spent a long time in the pub,
nobody could she snare.
Except some old guy on a bike
With nothing much to wear.

Now Princess V has been tied up.
We don’t quite know what for.
And mucky little Princess A
Has made the gardener sore. (must have been all that digging, plays havoc with the back)

The kind and gracious Lady K
Has now been led astray.
By waywood Cate and Princess V
And mucky Princess A.

And still we search, but can we find
An able willing man
To help the lovely fair Queen Cate,
Rule over this fair land.

No, not a man in all the land
That’s brave enough to try,
To satisfy these lusty maids
I really don’t know why?

So all you brave and noble Knights
And gentlemen of old.
And all you Squires and stable boys
And Lords so firm and bold.

Take heed and mark these simple words
As we wish you good health.
These maids don’t need you after all
They’ll satisfy themselves!


Come on ladies lets go make some daisy chains!!!!!!!!!!

And then maybe a visit to the convent.

Lady K xxxxxxxxxx

yay, very funny!!!!

okay - let's go make some daisy chains with 4 of us we should be able to make a fairly decent one (ones).
Best to keep busy and all that - mind you I think I'm supposed to be working

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ahhhh - so that's how you ended up tied to the tree V!!!! it's all clear now.

I went to etiquette school and everything - remember.

I always wondered what happened at English Girls schools.
We're going to need to do something about those grass stains though ... now I see why you were in the laundry room all morning. tsk tsk

.. Princess A. could wear a green gown, methinks.. (then the stains won't show as much)..

.. (nice pome, K.)..

... need to get some more work done.. oh, and do the crowns too..

Princess Violet.. (with daisies all around)..

Cate Said.
okay - let's go make some daisy chains with 4 of us we should be able to make a fairly decent one (ones).
Best to keep busy and all that - mind you I think I'm supposed to be working

I have to agree with that.

I think with the 4 of us we could make one hell of a daisy chain! Maybe we could try for a world record, A daisy chain made by all the fair maidens (?) of this fair land, maybe we should issue an open ended invitation.

Violet.
Very nice tree! I always say if you’re gonna get tied to a tree pick a nice big thick one.

And Princess A, I think if you are going to play on the grass get some kneepads. Very useful on synthetic carpet also!

Lady K xx

Loved your poem too, Karren B. Some nice little lines in there.
And you like stables, there must be more to them than just the prickly straw eh?
Well ladies how many daisy chains have you made now?

Ladies we may have a live one here!


OOh Gerry why couldn't you have poped in earlier when we were looking for someone to crown?
You havn't lived until you've laid in a stable!

only made one daisy chain!

Karren B xx

You are right Princess Violet,

Nothing wrong with an Irish King(love the accent).

But King Gerry? (maybe King Gerald, sounds more regal).

Liked the Lady Chatterley clip (Mmmmmmmmme).

Lady K xx

Oh sweet violet flower.

Why am I starting to feel sorry for him,
Does he know what he is letting himself in for?

I'm still thinking about the convent you know!

By the way has anybody seen Princess A. She’s worn out the gardener and the stable boy. And I can’t seem to find the game keeper. (I thought she was the well behaved one. Fooled again)

Lady K xx

Ooh ladies , you're talkin of making me king, that could be a big mistake as i'm gettin a big head already.
Karren B sorry but i've never laid in a stable, now you've got me thinkin must get to one soon and try it out. Anything else i need to know about it? What should my attire be?
Yep Violet, liked your tree, some size there!

Dear violet.

Just thought it is much more comfortable being tied to a nice thick tree than a nasty thin one that would probably dig in your back.

Lady K. xx

Gerry. Theres nothing wrong with a big head.(bigger brain).

I definitley can reccomend the stable. So would Princess A.
Queen cate will let you know of any further Kingly duties.(can you make a Screaming Orgasm? one of the essential duties)