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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:10 pm
by Tri-me
Where is Linda??????

Where did Sirus go? Siiiiiiiirus Siiiirus. I wrote a script for you to star in. It is about a handsome and charming man and how he travells from town to town making newly dumped and divorced women happy again, giving them the strength to move on.

I have to squeeze a urine sample out of my kitten. I won't be back for hours.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:04 pm
by sirus
Lizzytysh.
Thank you, Sirus.
Lizzytysh, you are most welcome, Im sure the swelling will go down in a day or two.
I'll be at the State's Attorney office filing a complaint, ..... charges will, of course, be Assault and Battery.
Vincent!
Looks like you're for the high jump now old man.

Tri-mi.
I wrote a script for you to star in. It is about a handsome and charming man and how he travells from town to town making newly dumped and divorced women happy again,
Sounds rather kinky, is it a porn movie?
Splendid idea - pm me the script at once.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:25 pm
by lizzytysh
I have homeopathic remedies for the swelling. So, the day or two isn't as it would be in the allopathic world. Fortunately, photos and the text here have already been recorded, elsewhere.

Tri-me ~ My assessment was admittedly an early one; not necessarily final.

Linda ~ I've done all I can to illuminate the red flags for you. So, I'll just stop trying, signing off my attempts with what I've always said, "You can lead a woman to flags, but you can't make her think."

Someone, Key of E, please.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:39 pm
by linda_lakeside
Lizzy?

Usually, when he does that to me, I just put ice on it and he makes me drink this stuff called laudunum. It makes me groggy, so it doesnt really hurt. Sorry, but that's all the advice I can offer.

I'd be happy to sing My Man for the judge. Shall I keep in the line that says "he beats me too"?

I'm sure he'll be back to apologize to you. When I went home though, he wasn't there, and all our wedding gifts were gone. I'm sure he's just having them polished.

Linda.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:44 pm
by lizzytysh
Oh, my dear, I wasn't looking for advice. Actually, quite the contrary......dispensing/dispersing it.

I think you'd be more honest to leave that line in, yes. More relevant to the case, as well. He may strong-arm you into leaving it out, of course, so be prepared.

Apologies are moot. Don't need or want them. If any should come, they'll be filed under the History label, along with all things related to your male.

Since I reversed the order of Key of E and Someone, I got an "edited" line. Was it worth it? Well, small matter of concern, given all that we have at hand.

The gifts ~ well.......I'm sure the givers won't mind, as long as he disappears with them. If not, I'm afraid you have many honeymoons ahead. Hopefully, you'll survive their precursors.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:30 pm
by Tri-me
The story I wrote is to become my next project, there have been changes made to the story and it has been registered with the writer's guild. I pitched the story to three broadcasters and funding corps. They all like the story and have encouraged me to persue it. I deleted the story for this reason.

Thanks to this thread for getting this story to me. People really like it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:39 pm
by lizzytysh
:lol: You may be on to something, Tri-me. Creative application of the generic elements.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:24 am
by Perth
It's a very emotional moment for me here at the Leonard Cohen forum, and contrary to popular belief
I'm not made of stone
yes...a hanky please.

I know word has leaked out (as if it could remain secret for long)
Linda Lakeside and I are to be wed.

Yes, Linda Lakeside, that surly malcontent from across the pond
popped the question to the forum's newest hunk (that would be me).
And I'm simply thrilled to bits.8)

Of course, details are scarce at the moment,
but I can confirm the following ~

Sirus, is to be best man.
Tri-Me, is to be bridesmaid.
Lizzy, is to be tied to the back of the bridal car with a selection of tin cans,
then dragged three miles at high speed to the airport.

Laurie, will also be performing at the reception, a catered affair with full bar, with her unique break dancing take on the hits of Tamla Mowtown.

I promise to get hopelessly paralytic and make an even bigger show of myself....

Now where's Linda running off to

Linda......?
Linda get back here!

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:29 pm
by lizzytysh
Lizzy, is to be tied to the back of the bridal car with a selection of tin cans,
then dragged three miles at high speed to the airport.
You're pitiful, Perth.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:10 pm
by Tri-me
Lizzy, is to be tied to the back of the bridal car with a selection of tin cans, then dragged three miles at high speed to the airport.
I agree, if you are to have our Linda with our blessing you should take this back. Lizzy is the kind of girlfriend we all need. Don't worry we can send Serge if you need him. Another aspect or our lover superhero is that he helps men learn how to treat women properly.

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:29 pm
by linda_lakeside
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:33 pm
by linda_lakeside
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:30 pm
by Tri-me
You're in Borneo??? You look so happy there. Who are you running to??

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:03 am
by Perth
Linda wrote:
I'm on vacation in Borneo just now.
Flee! Flee!

We're finished
don't bother coming to me for Sterident, Denture glue,
or late at night for.....well........late at night.

I won't forget this Linda.
It's over...

....and I won't forget. :evil:

<takes a slug of JD and wipes chin with a flourish>

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:18 am
by Perth
Lizzy:
You're pitiful, Perth.

Pitiful hmmm?
I let you off lightly Madam,
and you know it.