Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

Dear Queen Cate, mam,

The gentle huntsman told me you stopped by, and
dropped off some very nice butterfly tea, for which I
thank thee. I like the name.. but now I have butterflies
in my stomach.. although I guess I'm getting used to
that feeling these days..
I wanted to ask you if you would mind having made for
me something like those lovely, deep purple velvet panties
you were wearing that time we had topless tea together..
.. (actually, I did check the dress code, and saw that yes,
indeed: I, though just a princess, am still a royal, and so
it is, in fact, highly appropriate that I also wear deep
purple velvet panties)..
.. anyway, I can't remember anymore what happened.. I
think you or I -- or both of us -- kept falling asleep.. I
guess it's that we were each trying to poison one another..
.. actually, I was just trying to dope you up so I could get
some intel. out of you, but I keep forgetting about your
problem with opiates, and so the blueberry tea stint really
puts you over the top, it seems..
Anyway.. I'm looking forward to getting back to my tower, as
this gentle huntsman is maybe getting a bit too-- oh, actually,
if you could have my princessie silk robe sent to me as well,
I'd appreciate it, as I feel a bit exposed just wearing this
flimsy, see-through, white cotton underdress.. (trimmed
with little silk purple violets at the yoke)..
.. oh, and please thank your new friend, Jayne Wayne, as --
again, according the gentle huntsman -- she seems very
kind, and I was quite touched she showed such concern
for me, as I'm still rather fragile feeling these days..

Ever your dutiful underling,
Sweet Princess Violet (flower)..

[Karren B]

Dear Jayne,

Sorry I haven’t been available lately, but you can blame Queen cate for that…I found out she’s been adding a little something extra to the Kings tea…She’s kept him up for the last two weeks…Poor man could go jousting without a lance at the moment!…I do give him a hand whenever I can and I am doing my best to keep a head of the situation…but I think Queen cate may have over done it this time… It’s like a snake with rigor mortis!…

But have no fear the King is definitely up to the job, he knows how to handle that sword of his and his thrust is second to none! And I think you’ll find he has plenty of spunk at the moment… Although he prefers short battles to long wars (well he did before Queen cate slipped him the little blue pills).

And as for that big burping bouncy baby bond, well the last time I saw him he was trying to hang onto my... er…buoyancy aids after that fighter jet fiasco! I did try to help him out of the water by throwing him a branch, unfortunately I’m not a very good shot so the branch sort of whacked him on the head and sent him under(Oooh I didn’t know one so small would know such words).

So as far as I can make out the Henning mission has been abandoned and we are now looking for His Lordship…So would anyone have any clues where to start, (you know I only have baby bond to help me…God what a depressing thought!)…I’ve heard His Lordship is as elusive as Bonds brain cells!…And what if he won’t come willingly once we find him…can we restrain him and use necessary (or unnecessary) force! Maybe we should leave that bit to IF….

Dearest Sweet princess violet flower,

I am sorry to hear of your latest predicament. How fortunate that hunter came to your rescue... (why wasn’t I told that we have handsome hunters in Cumalot?). I hope you are recovering and will soon return to the tower, maybe we can redecorate it for you and fix the stairs so you can come and go as you please. We will do all we can to find His Lordship for you, as you are pining for him so badly…but at least sweet violet you can still dream… and they say ‘unrequited love lasts the longest’… xxxx

By the way Queen cate I will get even you know (once I can walk again)!!!!

Lady Kissy K (pussy G)
xx

[kwills]

Enjoyed that Kissy k apart from my lack of brain cells of course!

[Karren B]

Dear kwills,

I would never sugest that you are lacking any brain cells.
Bond on the other hand is a different matter!

Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

Dearest Princess V.,

I will visit the my lingerie couturier and request that he make several matching sets for you. It is important that we maintain the proper dress etiquette befitting our stations, especially during tea. It would be horribly embarrassing if the Queen from the next kingdom over stopped by unexpectedly and found us wearing the wrong shade – especially as his boyfriend IS the lingerie couturier and would know these things.

Dear Pussy – who is still sopping wet I see, (come on now – don’t drip on the floor we just had them done)
… I have no idea what you are speaking of – blue tabs? < my best wide eyed innocent look>.
More importantly though … is baby bond missing?

[Karren B]

Dear Queen cate,

Apologies for dripping on the floor, but you know how wet you can get in some situations…and falling in the water tends to make one very wet!… Sorry to hear you are suffering from selective amnesia again!…

I’m not sure where baby bond is…I bet he doesn’t know either….I know he didn’t drown, (no one can swear that much whilst drowning…and some of the things he was telling me to do are impossible and probably illegal)…

Kissy K/Pussy G
xx

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

I wasn't sure I'd write this tonight, as I'm feeling so
out of sorts.. It's as if I feel calm and agitated
simultaneously, if that's even possible.. I'm not on
any meds.. but I think it would feel like this if I
were taking two incompatible drugs or medications..
but as I'm not, I have no idea why I'd be feeling this
way.. I mean, physiologically speaking..
.. [oh, by the way, everyone else here thinks we're in
this quasi-Elizabethan land known as.. oh, never mind..
the point is, as these are private messages, I'm foregoing
all the rigamarole.. besides, this is all I'm able to muster]..
.. so.. anyway.. I was looking on youtube for something
to cheer me up last night, and found the strangest little
bit.. I just had no idea he was into "stand-up comedy"..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgiflcf4klM
FULL SCREEN..
.. isn't Leonard's concern for unwanted hair touching?..
poor unwanted hair.. no one's ever given it a second
thought before.. (leave it to Leonard)..
Well, if ever you feel unwanted.. you're not.. you're very
wanted..
.. and now I should probably retire, hoping that some
sleep will repair this strangeness I'm experiencing..
ever,
your v i o l e t (stem).. xx oh.. just had to add..
.. I'm finally getting down to learning a few chords..
(just a few, though)..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhfoKOTwZY
FULL SCREEN..

[Cate]

I like the Sade song - she has such a lovely voice ... or so I've heard, I certainly didn't see a link for it in a private letter or anything like that.

Dear Queen cate,

Sorry to hear you are suffering from selective amnesia again!…

"It wasn't me"
I refer to my sensei - Shaggy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9r ... re=related
this advice works regardless of circumstance – milk left on the counter, a small and hardly noticeable at all ding to the car … a new bright red tank top thrown into a load of his whites ...

~~
add on
another Shaggy song since this is such a strong feminine energy thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mILsx_c-vXw (I think this would be our King G. singing - perhaps sir F. )

[Violet]

.. [Violet, still recuperating at the sweet cottage belonging to the kind and gentle huntsman, is at least wearing now (beneath her flimsy night dress) a lovely deep-purple velvet bra and panty set (highly "royal," in other words) -- now, the bra, given it is underwire, of course (as is the princess’s preference), allows for a very nice décolletage, even for more modest-sized mistresses.. (I mean, we’re not talkin’ double F here, I'm afraid)..
.. anyway.. Violet, pulling her silk, princessie robe over her shoulders, takes out her vellum and quill, thinking it time to again try and contact her NUMERO UNO agent, that little kw—uh, “bond” person.. (difficult to even spit that out sometimes).. And so she commences to..

Dear Sir F.. [uh, psssssssssssst.. kw—uh, baby bond.. where art thou??.. I've managed to get a hold of this lousy short-wave radio device.. and am hoping this will work to "quiff you in," so to speak.. actually.. I'm just hearing static.. though I'm told you might still be able to hear me, even if it is a bit broken up.. anyway, I’ve been missing you—uh, I need to get some very important intel. to you at once, as it concerns your targets, but you are rumored to be “missing”.. As for myself, I am still residing at this very lovely cottage, deep in the creamy woods outside of Cumalot.. (I think the name of this place explains why they’re "creamy").. anyway.. this kind and gentle huntsman has been so, well, kind and gentle towards me.. although the fastidiousness of his attentions of late are causing me some concern.. I mean, as regards my avowed love of his Lordship.. Somehow, I’m in more chaos now internally than I’ve ever been.. I don’t think it healthy, this unrequited love of mine, and yet something inside of me refuses to let go.. Sometimes I think we need each other.. even at this great distance.. I don’t know why my heart is so very stubborn.. so.. anyway.. I’m still very much at odds with myself, it seems..
.. I don’t know why I’m confiding in you these things, young one, as you’d not understand.. I guess I really am at loose ends.. Anyway, if that Jayne Wayne person talks to you, tell her it’s no use bringing his Lordship back.. He and I communicate telepathically, at any rate.. and so it’s really for us to sort these kinds of things out.. though I really appreciate her concern.. oh, and I’d love to see her in full “Jayne Wayne” swagger.. hopefully, she's a bit larger than you are, or else it might look a bit silly..
.. oh, so.. here are the targets, finally.. it turns out they’re all castles, in fact, and so 'tis such a pity that we have to destroy them.. I mean, if only for historical reasons.. such a darn pity.. (and they'd make such nice movie sets too).. and yet, still, in exchange, we may have a chance at gaining some advantage in this inexorable war of nations that is happing all around us— oh, I mean, in getting to Henning, and protecting our incumbent spiritual leader, the Dalai Leonard.. and the rest of this lousy Forum (so called)..
.. okay.. so, b.b.. study these carefully.. and remember, you’ll be flying a B-2 bomber.. they’re not easy to obtain, but I have a friend who's very high up in the U.S. Airforce whom I have a lot of dirt on.. oh, and I also have some great contacts at the Washington Post, the New York Times, and your very own Guardian.. and well.. he doesn’t want his goose cooked, in other words.. so, he’s lending me a real nice one (a B-2 bomber named Betty, I believe).. it's the one that he and his friends have fashioned into some sort of den of debauchery -- quite plush, it seems -- oh, but please ignore that aspect of it, though.. remember, this MISSION OBLITERATE MI6 is all business, b.b... I mean, just who do you think you are, anyway?.. Bond, or something?.. uh.. hmm..
.. okay.. here goes.. oh, and good luck, little one.. Signed, M.]... [oh, and Kiss- uh, Agent Orange of Pussy Galore fame: keep a look-out for trouble and possible snafoos]..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VuY9_C ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. [Next, Violet commences to write a brief message to..

.. Dear Queen Cate, uh, madam.. I thank thee most profusely for the bra and panty sets.. they're divine.. your couturier is a master, it seems.. I've never looked so voluptuous, and I think I owe it all to him -- oh, and let's set up that tea some time soon.. maybe butterfly tea, as I should be able to keep you awake that way, as it's something of stimulant (actually, it kept me up all night, if that was your intention -- uh, no, actually I did sleep some, but then awoke to find the kind and gentle huntsman doing something not very kind -- well, maybe in some ways kind (depending on how one views such things), but certainly not very gentle to himself, as he stood there in the dark, gazing at me).. now, wha-- oh, so, this butterfly business should counteract the downer effect of your opiate addiction, I'm thinking.. and so, hopefully I'll get you to "spill" this time.. Dutifully yours.. s.p.v. (fl.)..

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

It is a glorious weekend here upstate -- cool, like the fall
already, even after having such hot and humid weather this
week.. I am not feeling terribly glorious myself.. still at odds
with things, it seems.. and I don't know if I should continue
writing you or not.. but when I've tried to have the resolve to
stop with this in the past, I have failed quite consistently.. so..
I hesitate to make any firm proclamations.. all I feel to say is
that I need to go within myself, and reflect on things a while..
I've realized that the gods of love must work deep within our
psyches.. and in that way, if it be ordained (or some such thing),
such as our love will find its way out into the daylight, as it were,
so to have its life and meaning..
.. but for now, I'm in these deepest regions within myself..
and yet, at the same time, I have much to do.. a lot of work
to focus on, which is difficult, when things feel so unsettled..
.. so if I do stop writing you, know that that is what I'm up to..
and that it's what needs to be done so that I even have a future..
or else all remains stagnant..
.. but please know, whatever else you may be feeling, that you
are dear to me..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXctTXDm-RQ&NR=1
FULL SCREEN..
ever,
your loving v i o l e t (stem).. xx x

[Violet]

.. just little note to the residents of Cumolat: I will be having a guest come to the various castles I reside at starting the end of the week, and lasting for two whole weeks.. this guest is actually a relative.. which means this time could either go smoothly, or prove hazardous to one's (or should I say my) delicate emotional balance at this time.. only time will tell, though past visits have indicated this time period could prove a real challenge.. ANYWAY.. the point is.. I don't know how much I'll be around given I don't foresee much "alone" time, if you will.. [and my Lordship.. even given the obvious distractions being hurled at me at present, I do intend to try to keep focused.. to try and keep things moving forward as best I can.. and.. well.. as I said, the gods of love will have to tend to the rest right now].. [by the way, I'm perfectly miserable]..

.. oh, yeah.. [psssssssst -- kw-- uh, bond bon.. I'm thinking we may have to consider the nuclear option simply because those castles seem well fortified and, well, you're my only bomber pilot, so we'll need a lot of bang for the buck, as it were..

.. here's some background data, just so you have some idea as to the sorts of hazards you'll be faced with]..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ymgG446N8
FULL SCREEN..

Signing out for now,
Sweet Princess Violet "M" (flower).. [for a love-smitten Lady K.: xxxx]..

[Cate]

ohhh dear ... good luck with your guest dear Violet sometimes the people we love the most are the most challenging to live with.

I actually was coming to say something similar.

Summer is over, I hope everyone had a good one! at 39 I had one of my best yet.
Now it’s time for back to work, back to school – evaluating priorities, refocusing on goals and directions. Fall always seems like a good time to start things. I’m going to take a short break from the forum – I really like it here, so it’ll just be for a while, while I get myself organized/sorted out a bit … probably not for long, but I doubt I’ll be checking in so it’s best to make mention of it so my fellow Cumalotians (sp. ?) as I don’t want you to think I’ve gone off of you.

King G – I’m sorry to tell you my dear that you are now a widower – you see a while back I drank a glass of poison. Sadly I simple just grabbed the wrong cup – yours
tales of your mighty great sword have traveled from kingdom to kingdom soon you shall be receiving love letters from available nobility across the land – I’d advise letting lady K choose your next queen – she’s very practical and always gives you good
advice.

Xxx for now,
Queen Cate

[Violet]

Hi Queen Cate,

I don’t know if you’ll see this, but good luck with your new projects, and getting things going this fall..

For me, now is the time not just to get down to work (as well as take care of an errant relative or two).. but to allow for some healing to happen, which is something I’ve already been doing..

.. perhaps it’s in self healing that we can best know how to proceed in matters of love as well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1AnkhyQ ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

Happy fall time, to all of you.. (and to you too, my Lordship.. I hope all is well)..

S.P.V. “M” (fl.).. xx x

[Violet]

... [pssssssssst.. my dearest Lordship..
.. after a long day of deep cleansing, and spiritual healing, I got so
depressed I needed some sort of relief..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q
FULL SCREEN..
.. ahhh.. that's better.. don't tell Leonard, but I have this long-standing
crush on Groucho.. though maybe the fact he's dead mitigates the loyalty
issue (I hope)..
.. anyway.. hmm.. there was something else I wanted to mention to you,
but I'm forgetting now.. it was amusi-- oh.. my therapist, that's right.. she's
this older Jewish woman (whom I love very much) (though I worry I've given
her far too big a job, given the elaborateness of my psyche.. I mean, she is
semi-retired, after all).. but anyway.. she knows Yiddish-- can speak it and
write it, she says.. so I've been meaning to ask her for a new word with each
session.. (now that I've realized this treasure trove, of sorts).. only I usually
forget, since by the time I get to the end of the session she's either rolling
on the floor laughing (I seem to have that effect on those in the mental
health profession, for some reason).. or.. I'm a weepy mess, and trying to
get the last cleenex out of that dab nab cardboard box -- you know, with
that stupid plasticky thing at the top of the box, protecting the tissues --
you know, the thing with the slit that's sometimes hard to even get your hand
past, especially when the last tissue is sitting there at the very bottom of the
box where your fingers can barely reach it?).. now, wha-- oh.. so I've been
forgetting to ask her.. though I have gotten to some pretty important words
already..
.. Now "mashuguna" I've known for a long long time.. and maybe it's fairly
common usage (certainly here in New York City).. however, I just learned
"mishigas".. and of course the two are very much related.. I mean, a
mashuguna without his/her mishigas would be like a.. hmm.. v i o l e t
flower.. without her........... dare I say.. Lordship??)..
.. anyway.. I just thought I'd try to cheer things up around here.. I mean, with
everyone disappearing 'n all.. and me about to be tied up in ways I'd rather not
be.. (I'd much rather be tied up with you, my lord.. even if we were captured,
and only our backs and arms were touching.. and we couldn't even see each
other.. I mean, even then, we could at least play footsie with our fingers or
something.. I mean.. that would at least be something.. and I could fill you
in on all the other Yiddish words I've learned.. if I remember to ask, I mean..
.. actually, I just cheated and looked up this colorful Yiddish expression: "Az di
bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde!".. translation: "If my grand-
mother had testicles she would be my grandfather".. I can see me needing to
correct you on that while we're both tied up, about to be tortured somewhere..
probably once our telepathic transmissions to each other finally get decoded..
(even though we were very strict about keeping to colorful Yiddish expressions)..
(actually, that might have been the problem)..
.. so.. anyway.. don't know what else to say right now.. all this healing business
is rather draining, as it turns out, and it does seem one is never done with it
somehow.. but.. maybe.. bit by bit.. there's a small degree of progress.. (maybe)..
I miss you..
ever,
your mashuguna v i o l e t (stem).. (trying to take care of her mishigas).. xx x]..

[Violet]

.. [psssssssssssst.. kw-- uh, baby bond bon.. now, I know you have to go through the Haunted (Creamy) Woods to get to your B-2 bomber lessons.. and I just wanted to warn you about these four-horned devils you might come upon there.. (they look pretty menacing)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZKcx4r2dJ4
FULL SCREEN..

.. (what was I saying, my lord, about Americans possibly being bigger jerk-offs than even you wanker brits are?)..

Signing off, for now.. (count down: 2 days 'til "relative" occurrence)..
S.P.V. "M" (fl.).. (stem).. [xx]...]..


very late edit: I'm looking for something, and instead found, well, a little "misspelling".. (and you know how I hate misspellings.. I mean, in my owns posts, that is.. in other's I find it endearing for some reason..