Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

Hi S.P.V (‘M’)

I think baby bond bon may be enjoying himself too much in the creamy woods, although when he discovers they’re haunted he might change his mind (you know how brave he is…or not).
I don’t have to get in one of those B-2 thingys with him do I… He nearly drown me last time…If it hadn’t been for my... er, well you know… I will of course try to keep an eye on the little ba…baby bond!

I must go and console the King…we, um, he hasn’t come out of his chambers since he heard that Queen cate (the evil one…though that is open for debate) had poisoned herself…. If you wondered what the awful noises were coming from his chamber the other night well, there was just no controlling.. er.. consoling him (god he can make a lot of noise when he’s exci…er, I mean upset).

As to the American jerk-offs V British wankers…well I think they’re pretty even on that score. (Though I doubt anyone is scoring!).

Best wishes to you violet
(hope the ‘relative’ occurrence isn’t too traumatic)

Kissy K (Pussy G)
xxxx

[Violet]

.. call me a mashuguna (with a lot of mishigas to make sense out of), but I'm doubtful the queen really poisoned herself.. she's just not the type.. it's just another one of her evilish ploys to catch us off guard -- and once we're all sad and doleful over the whole thing, she'll shower us with poppy dust or something.. you know, just to get us nice 'n drugged up so that she can have her way with us.. (I know her routines, you see)..

.. don't forget, the Evilish Queen of the West taught our very own evilish queen everything she knows..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia2Kmcwc-CY
FULL SCREEN..

.. luckily the Baroness I.F. drops down here once in a while to give me helping hand.. (when she's in that sickeningly sweet "Glinda" mode).. (of course that "snow" is actually cocaine)..

.. Anyway, Lady Ki-- uh, Agent Orange, if you do get into one of those plush chambers of the B-2 bomber named Betty (oh, good to realize you come well equipped with highly inflatable-- um.. well, you know).. anyway, just make sure that little kw-- uh bond bon is piloting, as opposed to sucking down those White Russians he's favoring these days (though at the very least he's getting his milk quotient with those)..

.. anyway, thanks for the support.. I'm feeling rather fortified, actually, with all the bike riding I did upstate, and all the health drinks I've been imbibing.. and all the colorful Yiddish expressions I've been memorizing (just in case).. (at the very least they make good non sequiturs).. Here's a nice one: "A choleryeh ahf dir!".. which means: A plague on you!.. (or actually it's wishing someone to get Cholera).. (you never know when you might need that one)..

okay.. stay alert, A.O..

S.P.V. "M" (fl.).. xx x [p.s.. my Lordship.. it seems I should be wishing you a Happy Roshoshana.. now this holiday should be worth at least one pair of Strumpet & Pink's exquisite panty fantasies, I should think.. I mean, it is a pretty big holiday, as I understand it... so.. just thought I'd mention).. (xx).. (x).. ]..

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

.. after some youtube searching last night.. (which is comparable to
soul searching, you could say).. it came to me: we need only inhabit
the early Beatles song.. for now, I mean.. I mean, they're upbeat..
have great melodies.. great nostalgia quotient.. oh, and as for this
one, you don’t even have to worry about buying me diamond rings or
anything.. (just a little trek to Strumpet & Pink will do both of us just
fine, I should think.. oh, and maybe we’ll go to a, uh.. well, “toy store,”
too.. maybe.. I mean, nothing too—well, we’ll see.. I mean, you never
know what might do the trick.. I mean, who can say, exactly.. could
surprise you, even).. now, wha—oh, so.. yeah, the early Beatles, I’m
thinking.. for now, I mean.. helps you get through the day, I suggest..
(and now I’ve got alotalot to do before, well, “the relative” arrives)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbtFF4rL ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. (they could at least have given Ringo some drums to play with, I mean,
an exercise bike??).. (mashugunas).. (and what was George going on about??..
and a punching bag??).. (geez)..
.. ever your lovely v i o l e t (stem).. xx x

[Violet]

..hmm.. couldn't help but add this one.. [xx x]..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKahlEK ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

[Violet]

My dearest Lordship,

.. well, it's a new week, and I find I have a moment alone..
I chose this particular musical number because it captures
some of what I've been feeling these days.. for while it's
true it has this yearning sadness about it, it also has this
incredible build to it too, which is somehow sustaining..
at least it feels that way to me..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7qpfGVUd8c
FULL SCREEN..

I do hope all is well with you..
ever,
your quiet (these days) v i o l e t (stem).. xx x

[Karren B]

Dear SPV(f)

Hope all is well in the tower and you've not thrown anyone out yet!!!

Remember if you need to escape there is always the ladder outside the window (that's if dopey sir F has remembered to put it back).

Things are very quiet in cumalot at the moment...The King still can't believe Queen cate has gone..he is throwing a party...er...sorry i mean a wake in her honour...(though I have my doubts that she is really gone, sometimes I feel she is here in spirit)..

Your Lady in waiting
Kissy K..

You haven't seen Baby bond bon have you...seems to have succumbed to the enchantment of the creamy woods!

[Violet]

.. oh, I guess I am back up the tower.. yes, I remember now how the kind and gentle huntsman carried me up all those stairs, fearing I was still too weak to make it up here myself.. He even very kindly, and very gently (I might add) tucked me in bed.. and had just the saddest, sweetest expression on his face as he took his leave of me.. oh, and he reluctantly carried along my rolled up vellum, and my ink, and my quills so that I might continue with my memoirs.. (which I really do need to return to).. as well as my, uh, other correspondence.. (I think that's what he's been feeling somewhat reluctant about)..

.. oh, don't worry about Queen Cate, Lady Kissy K.. she's not passed, believe me.. As I think I mentioned, she's no doubt up to one her old tricks again.. I mean, did you even see a body, by any chance??.. No. You haven't. That's because there isn't one.. well, I mean a dead one, at any rate.. so don't waste too much energy on the wake.. actually, can you have a wake without a body?.. (I guess the king can do whatever he damn well pleases, come to think of it)..

.. as to Sir F-- uh, kw-- um, baby bond.. my fear is that my suggesting the nuclear option might have scared him off.. (note, dear reader, that I do like to inject some "reality" into this thread from time to time.. I mean, at the very least it gives the place a little edge).. Anyway, b.b. shouldn't worry, as I think I'm back to more conventional methods.. (the nuclear option is just too messy, as it turns out).. oh, and I've got the B-2 bomber named Betty all prettied up and ready for our OBLITERATE MI6 mission.. so.. hopefully he's not gone AWOL or anything..

.. (by the way, I like your new signature line, Lady K.. so very sweet)..

Yours in the spy trade 'n other things,
S.P.V. "M" (fl.).. xx x

[Gerry]

Yes, you are right Princess Violet, i can do whatever i want, so i will have a wake for poor Queen Cate(he!he!he!) as she sadly passed away, after drinking out of a poison chalice meant for me.
She left a note to say i was now a widower and that i was free to choose a new queen from all those neighbouring kingdoms.She also said to take the lovely Lady K's advice on these matters, but i shall be taking more than her advice!
As the lovely Lady K took great care of me after my Leonard experience and has also diligently polished my sword on a daily basis, i shall now take her hand in matrimony and she shall be my new Queen. She shall be called Queen Kissy from now on. Take a look at her avatar and you will see why!

So Princess Violet you must come down from your tower and cease writing your memoirs at least until the wedding ceremony is over.
Then you and baby bond can get back to planning your attack on MI6 with whatever secret weapons you have. But i'm afraid Kissy K/Pussy G will have to be left out of your plans for a while as she will be otherwise engaged on her honeymoon on an island in the Indian Ocean, far away from Cumalot.

Have to get this wake over with, asap and get on with the wedding!

King G

[Karren B]

Was that a proposal Sire?????

Violet find Father Ralph! (quickly)!!!

Do you think Sir F will be a page boy.....

Where will I get a white...um...black dress?...Oh no sod it! Lets do it in white leather......

Kissy K (lady no longer waiting)
xxxxxxxxx

much love to all....

[Violet]

.. Oh, my. Poor Queen Cate.. (at least she hasn't lost her head, or anything.. or actually, she might well lose her head and do something rather evilish to the king, who's not as versed in the magickal arts as is the queen.. so.. guess we'll see what shall transpire.. the king's new clothes might prove fairly transparent, after all)..

.. oh.. just saw your message, Lady K.. I suggest you keep your panties on, as this might not turn out as well as you think.. (methinks).. (just saying)..

[Karren B]

Come on violet cheer up... you always said we could do with a ghost round here....

And don't underestimate the King he's a bit of a magician himself...Ooooh that magic tongue(well he has a way with words!)

Kissy Kissy K
xxxxx

[Violet]

.. [Author's interjection:

Now.. as most of us must know by now, the absolute death nell to good dramatic fiction -- or, okay, ANY dramatic fiction (don't want to get too carried away here) -- is, well, a happy union (if the truth be told) (that's why all that mushy stuff is usually saved 'til the very end).. Of course, this might be well and good for real life scenarios.. (as the authoress of Lady Kissy K. might well attest to).. but for Cumalot?.. boringboringboringboring[snooz][snore]boring.. and this blasted happy king, with that indelible wide grin on his face? -- please.. I might just as well stay up this tower and take a lethal dose of that poison myself..

.. so.. don't know what this will all amount to, but just felt the need to make a note..

.. and now.. (speaking of real life).. it seems I'm fighting some sort of sore throat or something (a little house gift, it seems, I've only just received).. and I need to rise at the crack of dawn so to return to the Evilish Gotham.. and so I bid you all a good night.. may something terribly vile befall you, so we can keep this torrid train on its treacherous track..

Signed,
S.P.V. "M" (fl.) (in her [bad mood] Authoress Mode).. xx x]

[Karren B]

I think that bad throat is going round the kingdom..I have been unwell for nearly two weeks now (really)...left me with a dreadful cough...House guests that give you presents like that should be taken out and shot...Throat may need lubricating (Sorry I can't help it even when i'm not well)...

Now come on violet when has anything ever worked out round here (speaking entirely for Cumalot now).Don't worry i'm sure QC will make sure this doesn't go as smoothly as we'd like!!!...I can see her rattleling her chains now...It's a shame i didn't bring her her last drink...Would have been nice to go out with a screaming orgasm!...

Maybe she's joined nude dude in a better place...

Well better try and get fit to squeeze into this white leather gear...



Oooooh i'm not sure about this jogging lark????

Kissy K (with a couple of black eyes sustained whilst jogging)
xxxx

Did you say Good dramatic fiction....Thats what you call stretching the imagination violet....Oooh look at the time!... just missed my deadline by a few hours...Hey Ho such is life!...

[Violet]

.. okay.. couldn't not come back one more time.. that jogging bit is priceless.. can't keep one's eyes off of it, as it happens -- it's mesmerizing.. now we just need an I.F. avatar with a whip and we might be onto something.. although I do appreciate the black eye scenario.. it at least indicates the hazard of double F's.. (always thought two f's could prove fu-fatal, only now I understand why)..

.. alright.. I'll trust that all will go awry.. (at least I can sleep that way)..

v. x

[Karren B]

Night Night Sweet Violet!

Kissy K
xxxx

Do you think Sir F could be in there somewhere?????

A little good night kiss for King G