Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

.. I think those lips are too big, actually.. I feel as though I'm about to be crushed in a mining accident..

.. okay.. gotta run..

v. x

[imaginary friend]

Princess Violet wrote:
Strange, but I sometimes am filled with a love I cannot
explain.. even amidst this time of darkness for me, it's
somehow arrived in me, this feeling that all of us are
cloaked in this lovely softness, this heavenly goodness..
like feeling the warmth of the sun on one's closed eyes
during a brisk fall day..

V, we are, we are, we are 'cloaked in this lovely softness', yet we get so sidetracked with everyday survival, or what we think we need to do to survive, that we forget, we forget, we forget... by the time we've been surviving for a few decades, we realize we've taken on the survival of others as well, and it becomes so difficult for that (by now buried) 'lovely softness' to struggle free...

I hope you are OK.

Love to you and the other Comalotters – Kissy + Baby K, Queen Cate (in absentia) and King Gerry (all too often in absentia)

XO

[Gerry]

My Dear Imaginary Friend,
I have no idea what you mean ( in absentia too often )! I have a kingdom to look after and a lots of other duties to be carried out behind the scenes.
If you want confirmation, you only have to ask the lovely Lady K, sorry, i mean the now, soon to be Queen Kissy. She is well aware of everything i do and even helps me carry out my duties, which i'm very thankful for!
By the way, your wedding invitation will be in the post.
Dress informal!

King G.

[Karren B]

I can vouch that he is looking after me...er...things, in cumalot....ooooh and do i cum a lot...um yes i do come to cumalot alot!!!!!!!!! Of course i do I live there....

I am looking forward to becoming Queen of Cumalot...(could I be anything else!).

Wouldn't mind a few lesons on keeping him under control I.F...He can get out of hand sometimes!

Your submissive servant
Kissy K

[Violet]

.. whatever happened to that kwills picture??.. vacationing on the job, it seems he was.. taking things nice 'n easy.. Oh, and King G. and Lady K. are betrothed.. well, isn't that just so very nice?.. I suggest we throw a ball, too, while we're at it.. maybe his Lordship will show up with that dainty shoe I've been missing, and we'll ALL LIVE CUMAL0TILLY EVER AFTER.. [AMEN].. [L'CHAIM!]..

Princess Violet wrote:
Strange, but I sometimes am filled with a love I cannot
explain.. even amidst this time of darkness for me, it's
somehow arrived in me, this feeling that all of us are
cloaked in this lovely softness, this heavenly goodness..
like feeling the warmth of the sun on one's closed eyes
during a brisk fall day..

V, we are, we are, we are 'cloaked in this lovely softness', yet we get so sidetracked with everyday survival, or what we think we need to do to survive, that we forget, we forget, we forget... by the time we've been surviving for a few decades, we realize we've taken on the survival of others as well, and it becomes so difficult for that (by now buried) 'lovely softness' to struggle free...

I hope you are OK.

.. thanks, I.F.. I'm hanging in there, though thinking of downsizing.. consolidating some real estate thingies so to improve the cash flow situation.. I am giving myself this following year to improve the situation, after which time I plan on calling back that Sassy Gay Friend person (from another thread time) to talk me out of jumping off the Williamsburg Bridge.. I'll keep you posted 'til then..

Night All,
S.P.V. (fl.)

.. I've been youtubing this evening.. (actually, I saw just an awful awful indy film today, but won't go into it, it was just that bad).. anyway, I saw I misspelled "Cumalotilly," and that just won't do, me no thinks..
.. oh, I also finally checked out this park today that has indigenous grasses and wild flowers, which is up top this old elevated train track along the west side of Manhattan.. I always meant to do that, and now with a guest in tow it seemed the right moment for it.. and it was such a lovely day.. so sunny, but not too hot.. oh, and I nabbed that sore throat in the bud, given this special herbal tincture I take that's really powerful, and that usually nabs such things.. [pm me if you need the remedy].. so.. it didn't turn out to be too bad a day, in fact.. but I better get some sleep now.. been up since forever..

[Karren B]

Night Night Violet..Don't go jumping off any bridges...I'd miss you too much!

sometimes it's nice to know there is someone out there as emotional as you...

Have you thrown your guest off the tower yet?

Kissy K
xxxx

[Violet]

.. um.. my Lordship.. thought I'd try this one..
.. (just seems right somehow)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU7JjJJZi1Q
FULL SCREEN..

ever.. your lovely v i o l e t (stem).. xx x






.. [oh.. these ones are for you, kissy k.. xx]..

[kwills]

[quote="Karren B"

Wouldn't mind a few lesons on keeping him under control I.F...He can get out of hand sometimes!

Your submissive servant
Kissy K[/quote]


Maybe if you stopped polishing him so much he wouldn't slip out of your hand so much!

[Violet]

.. my Lordship.. for one brief instant I thought I saw you
on the subway today, and I almost-- hmm.. let's just say
I felt something rather molecular happen.. (trying to keep
things clean here, folks.. though I don't know why I'd care
at a place called "Cumalot".. and actually that's what I was--
oh, never mind)..
.. anyway.. need to run, but thought this studio set-up was
nice.. the line about me being near you, however, presents
something of a problem for me.. that usual ache, I mean..
and now with that memory of you-- or it nearly being you..
.. my god.. I wish I didn't have to entertain a guest right
now, I would--
.. anyway.. as I was saying..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4YlZ3oYsQ
FULL SCREEN..

ever and ever.. your pining v i o l e t (stem).. xx x

[Karren B]

Kwills wrote
Maybe if you stopped polishing him so much he wouldn't slip out of your hand so much!

Bad kwills….Stop dancing around and get back in your playpen!



Lady Kissy K(future Queen)
xx

[Violet]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Kh-IMKDqM
FULL SCREEN..

[Violet]

Narrator:

It seems the Kingdom of Kissingham, a.k.a. "Cumalot," is falling apart at its [stone wall] seams [or something]..

.. let's see: there was the evilish Queen Cate, who has since left, possibly for good, though not likely; she, meanwhile, was in cahoots with Henning, the evilish mole who's pulled the proverbial wool over Jarkko's eyes (though some would say it's just that silly Danger Mouse costume he's always wearing, which might in fact be made of wool); also being deceived is this, uh, Forum's resident spiritual leader, the Dalai Leonard, who's too busy with touring 'n stuff to really recognize the danger this insidious poseur is posing; next, there's Lady Kissy K., a.k.a., Pussy Galore, a.k.a., Agent Orange.. prancing around in her double f's.. thinking she's going to snag the, well, king of this sorry mess, King G., given her penchant for glue sniffi-- wait, not glue-- but.. hmm.. what was that she's always going on about-- oh, silver polish, I think it was.. though I'm not sure she was sniffing it, rather she waCENSORED...

.. now, where-- oh.. and then, of course, there's kw-- uh, baby bond bon.. and this derailed (so far) MISSION OBLITERATE MI6, which is where Sweet Princess Violet (flower) comes in, who's also "m," baby bond bon's boss.. as well as the tragic [elaborately ignored] lover of his Lordship (whom we know very little about, it seems.. well, except for the wigs 'n robes n' Marquis de Sade-ish sort of stuff he's into, or so it's rumored).. Oh also: Henning is in with the higher-ups at MI6, since he was part of the plan to install a baby as m's main agent so that his ittle-wittle *uck-ups would not only be highly amusing (up to a point, that is), but also provide a screen for the real going's on at that deplorable wanker of an agency [is that correct usage??].. Oh, and speaking of correct usage (or do I mean [rather decadent] institutions of correction??), there's the Baronnes I.F., who's the kingdom's visiting dom dom (especially when she's correcting baby bond bon).. although she also flies around in that sickeningly.. well, pink "Glinda the Good Witch" number, which is meant to put Violet (who doubles as Dorothy, upon occasion) at ease.. especially as Violet's pretty close to throwing herself out the top of that dab nab tower these days.. (and yes, that's comparable to the Tower of Song, only the discord is internal)..

.. anyway, that's the "sum up" for now.. hopefully baby bond bon will save the day and shock us all by obliterating MI6, but I wouldn’t hold your breath.. he's still vacationing where those bathing cabanas were somewhere in the South of France, I think.. oh, and I hear he's looking for a talent agent, of all things.. (well, good luck, b.b... you're gonna' need it).. so.. probably won’t be hearing from him anytime soon.. although maybe we'll see him up on the big screen some day.. (I mean, stupider things have happened)..

.. okay.. hope you brits keep a lid on all that binge drinking you like to do come weekend time.. (especially you, my lord, as I believe it's time for you to atone).. (as for you Irelanders, uh, Irelander, I should say.. as that's your national pass time I won't interfere).. (the brits aren't as adept at these things, in any event).. (silly wankers)..

Signed,
S.P.V. (fl.) (in her "narrator" mode).. [xx].. [oh, and one more week to go.. and then my pumpkin turns into a real snazzy horse-drawn carriage, I think it is]..

[kwills]

Oooh the headache! oooh the tummy ache! too much salt water not good for one's health! and...and...did agent... Orange Pussy.. Galore..actually hit me on the head with a piece of wood?! sheesh kebab who needs ...MI6 agents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just recooparating on a handy to be there deck chair,luckily no Germans around, when I was surrounded by these beach babes,I mean..beached Whales..as agent pussy ..whispered in my ear...she obviously meant HUMPEDBACK Whales! snigger, when I found myself thinking of THE GREAT MAN'S SONG 'Dance Me To The End Of Love' of course I just had to start dancing even though some weird glances were made my way.
Ah well ,I suppose it's back to work now, blowing castles up,actually between you and me whilst recoo....parating on that , stiflingly hot scantilly clad beach...observing quite keenly ,hairy chested men..wearing tight..um anyway I digest..I mean digress! I must confess to actually kicking down some sand castles! Hey how good was that then? the kids weren't too impressed though and an irate mother smacked my bottom!

[Karren B]

Sorry about the lump of wood Bond, but I was only trying to help, and you were trying to grab anything you could get your hands on to stay afloat…How was I supposed to know it would hit you right between the eyes…

I hated pointing out that they were beached whales not beach babes but I think that accident you had with the wood affected you’re eyesight…Very clever of you to figure out they were Humped Back ones!!

I have heard whales singing before but never ‘Dance Me To The End Of Love’..... Thought you had some good moves there till I realised that whilst you’d been kicking down sand castles your nappy had filled up with sand…God that sand gets everywhere!

And no doubt you enjoyed the spanking!!!!

Did ‘M’ actually tell you to blow up castles???? We don’t want any major accidents in Cumalot, especially as I am just about to be crowned!…


Lady Kissy K.(pussy galore)
xx

[Violet]

Did ‘M’ actually tell you to blow up castles???? We don’t want any major accidents in Cumalot, especially as I am just about to be crowned!…

.. now, had you been paying proper attention, Lady-- uh, Agent Orange, you'd realize that the castles designated as MI6 vacation home targets are all in France.. and surely France is dispensable to you britlanders.. Anyway, the story line's really the luck of the draw at youtube, so you pretty much have to catch as catch can..

.. okay.. I have another week, almost, of this, um, "relative" situation, and I'm really not fairing all that well.. I just saw the third lousy Indy movie in one week, and that's been the pleasurable part..

.. I did make (hopefully) a good contact last night, so I can at least proceed as if my life has some small measure of purpose "if only".. so.. at least there's that..

.. oh, kw-- uh, baby bond bon.. I had the B-2 bomber named Betty sufficiently outfitted so that even an itty bitty baby can pilot it.. just stay off the White Russians, and you'll do fine.. well, you can drink the white part, but Russians can be lethal.. especially when they're drunk.. (that was sort of a pun.. I think)..

.. okay, b.b.. here's another little instructional tape for you.. and cripes, look how easy this is.. why even a child could--uh.. I mean.. never mind..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS8p_GkWPp8
FULL SCREEN..

.. [much later note: okay.. I was moseying through here tonight, and noticed this is the same instructional video I showed baby bond bon earlier.. still.. he needs the practice, I figure.. and it is the coolest one I can find]..

.. oh, and King G.: somehow I'm feeling like something of a kill joy where you're concerned.. I mean, given I find the unmitigated fun you've been having with Lady Kissy K. a terrible

.. [that, folks, was a trick I once learned from his Lordship. It's the textus interruptus technique, and saves a lot of time and even regret, since statistics have shown that what we most regret in life are logically forced conclusions].. [actually, I just made that up]..

Alright.. that's about it for now.. I'm alone for the day, and do value this time since, starting again tomorrow: me no likee my lifee any moree..

Signed: "M" (pretty sure).. [xx]..

.. [my darling Lordship.. my concern is that.. hmm.. I'm not even sure what to say at this point.. it almost doesn't matter what I say, since nothing seems right to me.. I'm just stuck, I guess..
.. anyway, I like this song, and the set-up's sort of silly.. and so I'm posting it for you.. (actually, I had no idea that Ringo was so sensitive)..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbOnFL8p7U
FULL SCREEN..
.. missing you..
.. ever.. your sensitive v i o l e t (stem).. xx x]..