Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

Hello violet,

Don't forget we're relying on you for the wedding cake and the music!!!!!
And Cumalot needs a new storyline....unless you want to see an out of work King, Lady in waiting and a very suspect looking, baby knight......

And that knight has no chance of finding gainful employment elsewhere! At least Lady K could find work!

Karren B
xx

[kwills]

And that knight has no chance of finding gainful employment elsewhere! At least Lady K could find work!

Yes and we can all imagine what that would be!!!! agent Pussy Galore!

[Karren B]

I don't know what you could possibly mean!

Karren B (Pussy G)
xx

[kwills]

A model for a lipstick advert of course...ahem.

[Karren B]

Of course kwills...why didn't I think of that?

There's me thinking of sticking a red light on the tower!

Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

On the tower!!!!!
you can't do that, Princess V. lives in the tower and would not appreciate all that red glowing and knocking about in the night time when she's trying to get her sleep - or so I shouldn't think.

(you'll have to move the castle to Toronto where common body houses have just been deemed legal or at least not illegal)

xx
ghost of queen cate

[Violet]

.. the Tower of Ill Repute..

.. Queen Cate, now that you're a ghost.. (oh, and by the way, maybe you can recount for me that part of the story line.. I mean, I seem to have missed the precise nature of your demise somehow, and I'm loath to look back at the moment).. anyway, now that you're dead, maybe you can float into my room at night (in your deep-purple royal-velvet bra-and-panty set) and read me a little bedtime story or something.. but nothing too scary, though.. just something to help me nod off..

.. oh, speaking of panties 'n things, I felt the need to disclose this little news item I've just come across in the Washington Post:

Babes in boyland: Lingerie Football League plays up sheer talent
ARTICLE | TRENTON, N.J. -- In the tunnels beneath the stadium, the locker room and rituals of the Baltimore Charm -- one of this year's expansion teams in the weird and wonderful Lingerie Football League -- offered a whole new version of pregame festivities.
Eyes on the, um, ball
User poll: Good fun or setback?
Lingerie football comes to Baltimore

.. I swear I did not write this stuff myself.. (though doesn't it seem like wrote it??).. "expansion teams".. [I prefer underwire, but this type could work].. "sheer talent".. "eyes on the, um, ball".. (hmm).. oh, and you should see the pics that came with it: let's see, now.. women wearing these half helmet thingies.. oh, and those big football shoulder pads (in white).. [OH, NOTE TO WANKER BRITS: U.S. football ain't the same as you guys' football.. U.S. football takes balls, and yours takes, well, bollocks][obviously].. now wha-- oh, they were also wearing bikini-bra tops made of the sort of stuff football shirts are made of, with the player's number over one of the, uh, cups.. oh, and bikini[ish] panties to match the bras.. and one garter belt (yes, garter belt) on the upper left thigh (for some reason) (which matches the bra and panties, of course) (actually, with this team, we're talkin' white with blue trim and gold letters)..

.. (I don't know about you, but I'm voting: "Good fun")..

.. (hmm.. I wonder if it's a penalty thingy if you snap somebody's garter belt)..

Now, as to Cumalot.. I am amazed I'm even here again so soon.. it really was this blazing news item that caused me to even consider it.. anyway, I will think more about a wedding cake for the besotted Lady in Waiting and her over-polished king.. possibly Devil's Food with something lethal stored inside.. I guess maybe we could have a baby spy pop out of it, with a funny quiff 'n dark glasses 'n-- (hmm.. why is this sounding familiar all-of-a-sudden?)

.. okay.. on the serious side: I think baby bond should probably rob a few banks, actually.. I'm out here on a limb, after all, trying to devise an insurgency of some kind, and I need some petty cash.. or even more serious minded cash.. (I hate it when cash gets petty) (I just realized)..

.. as for myself.. while it's true I've decided to relegate all matters concerning love to my secret life, at least for now [note: see Leonard's "In My Secret Life," for more info. on this][especially the first part], I still think I will point out one more thing I've noticed..

.. I was lying on the couch this evening watching some old movie (cast with a very young Janet Leigh), when I realized I had my hands crossed and resting over my heart.. Actually, I hadn't been paying attention to the movie at all.. I'd been.. (actually, this part pertains to the paragraph above).. anyway.. I realized in that moment how I was feeling almost protective of this broken heart of mine.. It's almost as if I honestly don't want it to mend, as then I'd fear to lose the heart it feels most attached to.. (yes, it seems I'm still terribly sad, and aching still.. but I'll try not to speak more about it).. (well.. unless or until something momentous occurs).. (and probably not even then)..


.. okay.. well.. night night..
from,
Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. up top her ill-reputed, red-lit tower.. [xx]..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGAAgBl8Ww
FULL SCREEN..

morning note: I'm up early (my guest needing to get to the airport on this windy rainy day, though still no delays).. anyway, I realized my "news" item might preferably be in pink, as opposed to the royal blue I'd initially had.. (good to get one's priorities straight, I find)..

later edit: "bra-and-panty" needed hyphens, I thought.. then I remembered I didn't mention the edit.. and yes, the questions still remains as why I bother reading over these things (??)..

.. later edit.. spotted an actual typo.. (as opposed to a misspelling or something that I refer to as a "typo")..

[Violet]

BLACK WEDDING..

Lady Kissy K. you're in luck -- both because I'm so tired I needed to take a late-morning break -- oh, and because I've convinced Georges (yes, I said Georges) to join me in impersonating Mark Lanegan's band for your wedding. Why he hasn't returned earlier than this to save me from, um, someone (just as he'd done many many times in the past), is still a mystery to me.. although this time I don't think I could have been saved.. I honestly don't.. (nor did I truly want to be)..

Now, this little ditty I'm sure you and King G. will just love.. it's called Wedding Dress.. Oh, and at the time we recorded this, I was carrying Rosemary's baby, as I recall.. (well, it was actually the, uh, devil's baby.. but you get the picture, I think).. anyway, thus all my extra womanly pulchritude, as it were.. (nice though that my tummy's tattooed)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x27206cANiU
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh, and for a trip down memory lane.. (when Georges had a bit more, uh, hair).. I thought I'd treat you to another of my Mark Lanegan favorites.. especially since, as you're marrying an Irishman (and, believe me, I had to learn about all this the hard way), you'll be needing to face a lot of Sundays that sort of feel like this, I'm afraid..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzdTv7d7 ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh.. and I'm just putting the finishing touches on your cake.. (sorry, it's a bit, well, "wordy")..


DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOO
OOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOO
D DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FO
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
DEVILS FOOD KWILLS: AS DEVILS FOOD
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
EVILS FO ROSEMARY'S BABY EVILS FOOD
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
OOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOO
OOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS
EVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD
DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOO
OOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS FOOD DEVILS

.. [always good to have a re-cap]:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPyEsOb ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. OHMUGOD, Lady Kissy K.. I'm just realizing who the king really is.. I mean, haven't you ever wondered why he's away so often??.. Now, he may not be Aleister Crowley, exactly, but he's certainly some sort of, um, "advocate" or something.. (you know, in the devilish department).. I don't know why it is those Irishmen are so susceptible to such darkish [magickish] tendencies, but at this particular forum that seems to be born out.. (maybe it's all the faeries 'n leprechauns 'n such)..

.. anyway, all I can tell you is to NOT let him have you wear a little spherical charm necklace that smells funny.. that's the best advice I can offer you..

OHMUGODOHMUGOD: I just realized that kw-- uh, baby bond bon must be the devil spawn I gave birth to (!!!).. (no wonder I have such maternal feelings towards him).. and so this must mean that that inexorable battle of Good vs. Evil is actually being waged inside the poor thing.. (this accounts for the projectile vomit, as well).. (hmm.. if you hang around here long enough, everything starts to almost make sense)..

.. oh, here are one or two more little ditties for your Wedding reception.. (by the way, I saw the Cramps once.. and Lux, well, he-- he "pulled it out," let's say).. (a bit t.m.i., I thought)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7YhbM4K80
FULL SCREEN..

.. (talk about sword polishing!!)..

Well, okay.. until your [black] Wedding Day, Lady [soon to be, uh, Queen] Karren [mam].. (you did say you were wearing leather, right??)..

Sweet Princess Violet (flower) [wedding planner].. xx x



.. edits.. I decided that Good vs. Evil sounds better as a battle, as opposed to a war.. oh, and that same line keeps bugging me, so I think I've finally straightened it out..

[Karren B]

Dear Princess Violet

Hope you like the pretty red light we installed in the tower…

As you know things are a bit tight round here and we need to raise a bit of extra cash…if you haven’t noticed we have a wedding to pay for amongst other things! …This must be the only Royal residence that isn’t raking it in. We’re even worse off than Barron Hardup in the next village…Liz and Phil from that draughty old Windsor Castle, never seem to have a cash flow problem …Nice couple, but he does have this habit of putting ones foot in it… Does he still have the sideline as a hit man or was that just a one off? …

Don’t we collect taxes or anything… or maybe we could send Sir F out to do a bit of robbing the rich and giving it to the rich!!! Or… we could start charging people to wander round Kissingham Castle or even open it up as a luxury hotel (ok a B&B then). We have a ghost, since Queen cate tried to poison the Kings drink, then drank it her self by mistake, so people could come and hunt for her, and Sir F could give jousting lessons…Umm not really a good idea…why am I thinking shish kebabs?

Not sure whether I made the right decision to give you carte blanche over the wedding cake and music… A little worried after viewing your latest clips…and not quite sure what recipe for the cake you’re using! … I really don't think the main ingredient should be Baby bond bon!


Oooh by the way Violet, I found that white leather wedding dress…. Think King G will like it…but don’t show him just yet, it’s meant to be bad luck!



They do some very interesting leather accessories as well…Must give I.F the web address….

Heard DB practising this little number the other day…maybe we could let him and his little friends out of the dungeon for just a while?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_rpkohrOnQ

And I threw this one in for good measure…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VppuD1St8Ec

Hope that glowing red light doesn’t disturb you too much…Oh and if you happen to hear someone trying to knock you up in the night, it will probably be some weary traveller looking for someone to lay…er… I mean somewhere to lay!
Night, Night sweet Violet, sweet dreams (hope they’re not too vivid)…

Must advertise for a few ladies to staff this Tower Of Ill Repute!

Kissy K(future Queen of Kissingham)
xx

[Violet]

.. let's get real a minute: it's Lady Kissy K., the future Kween of Kumalot..

.. as to things disturbing me.. now I usually do fess up when I post what I consider to be rather schmaltzy material.. Yes, I mean, well, James Taylor, for one.. (he's not really schmaltzy, but.. sentimental, at least).. There was also that rather sentimental film version of that Beatles song a while back (If I Fell).. (you know, with the tearful blonde)*.. Now, I fully acknowledge that that was stretching things a bit.. BUT TO TAKE SIR DAVID BOW[ALOT].. and reduce him to just the cheapest, most insipid mindless schmaltz -- yes, I said schmaltz.. [that's Yiddish for.. well, schmaltz].. now THAT.. is going too far.. I mean, I'd far rather watch Lux whip his flaccid thang around than be privy to all this Sesame Street nonsense: I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!.. um.. [future].. queen.. mam.. highness..

.. [Violet tells her efficient white dove to rip those flashing cherries out from atop the tower and toss them in the river.. (all that anger workshop business is finally beginning to show, it seems).. OH NO.. what's this??.. why she's taking out -- no, not that, Violet.. remember your new vows 'n things.. BUT NO.. she's taking out that tattered roll of vellum and the -- why the VIOLET COLORED INK, and she's --


My dearest Lordship,

I'm sorry, but you're the only one I have to talk to around here.
Queen Cate is dead (I'm told), and now I'm being force-fed some
misguided Bowie confection (the man most obviously needed to
go back on drugs), and even my very own kitchen confection is
being questioned..
.. [sigh]..
.. okay.. well.. just needed to get that off my chest..
.. anyway.. just to let you know, I still think about you all the
time, even though I'm not supposed to.. but I do.. and I plan on
working very very hard.. and getting a lot done.. and..
.. that's as far as I can look ahead.. everything else seems
cloudy, I guess.. only.. well, I miss you..

.. ever,
your v i o l e t (stem).. xx x




*I would note that I was looking through here late last night and this morning, and I removed the questionable youtube links.. it's been helpful I think to look a bit at what I've posted here, and I've trimmed a few things, as my posts (as many of you know) tend toward the diaristic sometimes, and while I'd like to "keep some kind of record," there's the question of just how much of a record one wants to keep sometimes..

[Violet]

.. um.. sorry, Lady Kissy K.. I guess I lost my cool there.. it's not really like me, although my therapist would probably be pleased actually.. (come to think of it)..

.. anyway, I convinced Georges.. and we'll switch to something maybe a bit more romantic..

.. here's when we did Joaquin and Reese doing Johnny and June..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cr_jH4BLmo
FULL SCREEN..

.. hmm.. slightly out of sync, I think.. (youtube)..



.. [my lord, I promise promise promise this is my last little note to you for now.. but it is you I'm lookin' for.. v.(s.) xx x]..

[Cate]

Dead is a relative thing – I’m more of a ghost (as in to death do us part – whosh)

.. Queen Cate, now that you're a ghost.. (oh, and by the way, maybe you can recount for me that part of the story line.. I mean, I seem to have missed the precise nature of your demise somehow

ahhh yes - it was shortly after you fell from the bridge ... I realized that I was Gertrude (who I identify a bit with) and took it a bit far drinking a cup of poison. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=21834&start=840#p245984


~~
a night of mischief

Tell me Kissy K how did the King sleep last night? did he hear the rattling of chains across the floor outside of his chambers? – bhahahah
- I think there be more then one ghost here though … I distinctly heard low moaning but it wasn’t me <shock>

I’ve also moved princess Violets tower ladder over to the window of Feargus the Flatulent (aka the pull my finger gangster) hehehe baby bond bon will surely fall for that one – and I’ve arrange PV’s feather quills into the word BEV (I was going to write BEWARE, which I hear from my peers is a spooky thing to write, but she didn’t have enough quills).

[Violet]

.. well, ghost-of-Queen Cate, it's good to see you're still up to your old mischief around here, as all this happiness is getting somewhat depressing.. (though I'm not sure baby bond bon needs any help with messing things up.. and now that I realize he's the baby of beelzebub, or whatever that 'b' word is.. well.. I feel newly sorry for him)..

.. LADY KISSY K.: here's one that I think you and your charming (if not a bit darkish) king might like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yOLmrE ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

[Cate]

Baby Bond bon is Beelzebub son? That must make for interesting Christmas gatherings ... creepy building by the way.

Lady K, I like the hint of purple satin under the leather in your wedding dress - nice the king will love it.

sooo ... is there going to be a shower? (a hen night)

I ordered a cake just in case ... they had novelty ummmm sword cakes as well specifically for showers but as you work so hard polishing all the time, I thought you might like shoes better.

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[kwills]

Those shoes are meant for walking!