Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

Its so nice i almost cried. Keep it up.

.. hi kaye.. nice you've joined up just to offer some support.. I'm a bit sad feeling today, missing someone.. so, a bit of kindness never hurts..

Nice one kwills, you've pissed off the boss.... That last clip of yours did push the projectile vomit quota over the top....(and may I add very disrespectful to the future queen of Cumalot!)...And the King hasn't forgotten the comment about not being able to keep Kissy K satisfied...I think he wanted a word with you about that!...And whats wrong with my tongue?

Hey Princess Violet...up there in the tower! This little devil of yours is being very disrespectful to the future queen and I don't seem to be able to keep him under control! Maybe you could send him to I.F for a while? Although the King did mention something to me about getting a guillotine for the village green, so maybe kwills would like to be the first to try it out? ....Ooooh imagine the damage it would do to that little quiff!...
What ever happens he needs taking in hand!....or totally rewriting.

Hope it's not too cold in the tower. I will send the King up with some more blankets and let us know if you run out of paper...or writing quills!

Loved the Alanis Morissette clip.

Kissy K (future queen. That reminds me I must go and untie...er..wake up the King so he can get fitted for his wedding suit and take violet some blankets)
xx

.. "cold" almost seems too timid a word.. I can barely move, it's so freezing in here, with the wind leaking through that gaping crack.. [if you saw the massive brick wall and drafty windows beside my desk, you'd understand my sentiments].. anyway, I'll give the re-write some more thought.. I can't stomach the thought of that little quiff of his getting lobbed off.. so.. needs to be a bit gentler than that, I think.. maybe the ghost of Queen Cate will know of some potion or something that dispels demons.. those White Russians he drinks only seem to please them (or is that singular?), which makes me think that this is quite possibly the start of some Neo-Cold War scenario.. Just as well.. I mean, he is baby bond, after all..

.. bye for now, Lady Kissy K.. oh, and kaye..
S.P.V. (fl.).. xx x

[Karren B]

Dear violet...

I'll get someone to stoke the fires for the underfloor heating that should make it warmer...I would send someone to fill the crack in the wall but we all need a little light to get in sometimes!!!....

Come on violet i'm sure you could write us all into one of those plays you write for Bill Shakespeare (just don't make me a witch...we have the deceased queen cate for that)...How about the Merry Wives Of Windsor?...And as for kwills losing his quiff...it's not going to happen...although I could live with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep warm sweet violet and keep well.

Kissy K
xx

[kwills]

Hmmm....Kissy K, remember what a Devil normally holds....a very long ,sharp,pitchfork that could easily be impaled where the sun doesn't shine!

[Karren B]

Ouch....Bad kwills...

Now I could have you thrown in the tower for threatening the future queen like that...But poor violet has enough to put up with in that tower, without you being up there too...Maybe I'll just put you in the dungeon with I.F...though i suspect you would enjoy it!!!!

Oooh you are getting out of hand...no wonder queen cate kept putting you in that cage!

Kissy K
xx

[Violet]

.. maybe this little devil just needs an old fashioned spanking.. (sometimes we overlook just the most obvious solutions)..

Well, I had something of an important little dinner party last night.. if I'm at all concerned it's that there were just five us, though there were at least five empty bottles of wine left on the table this morning.. that's.. hmm.. I'm amazed I'm not more hung over.. that must mean I wasn't a major offender..

.. anyway, I have my fingers crossed..



Towering MacBeth

.. okay, so, the Polanski film I overlooked before was his wonderful MacBeth..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrjyek0OlKw
FULL SCREEN..

Lady MacBeth:

.............................The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood;
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose..

.. English don't get any better than that, folks..

.. though I’m pretty certain that Queen Cate had more the makings of a Lady MacBeth.. (at least in the evilish department).. while Lady Kissy K. and King G. would seem to have the notable sexual avarice of the couple.. ‘course, there’d be no stopping up the access and passage of any compunctious visitings under Lady Kissy K.’s, uh, what-have-you.. (that’s for sure)..

Anyway, I’m writing this play for Bill, not for Kissingham.. so.. it shall remain as is..

S.P.V. (fl.).. xx x.. (unheralded servant)..
.. p.s.. I got a little post card yesterday from Krakow (which fell behind something in my front hallway, and so I didn't find it 'til last night).. (I especially like the stamps).. x x

[Violet]

.. okay, I spoke too soon.. about that hangover, I mean.. I should never had tried to eat anything today.. oy.. why didn't I stop up the passages to remorse last night, when it would have made a difference?.. now, it's too late..

.. well.. as long as there are no compunctious visitings of nature, I'll make out okay, I guess..

[Violet]

LATER: okay.. did you ever do something, where -- wait, let me back up a sec.. So, there I was.. I thought, yeah, especially since I have this hangover, I should probably take some vitamins.. so.. I put them in this, well, top of a vitamin bottle thingy.. thing.. and.. well, there I was at the table, having them with a glass of water.. only.. well, one of them fell on the rug.. and I thought.. well.. it's only on the rug, I can bend down and pick it up and take it, no harm done (I thought).. so.. that's what I -- well, tried to do, only -- Well, you know when you're trying to do something, and you do it with a fair amount of conviction, since you didn't realize there was, well, an object in the way, say -- which, in this case, was the rather sharp, angular back of-- well, a very nice original 1950's Paul McCobb chair, as it happens.. part of this 50's set I once bought, which is really rather cool looking-- ANYWAY.. didn't realize it was there as I bent over to get the vitamin.. and I hit that thing harder than I can remember hitting anything in a long long time. It's lucky there was a container of ice cream in the fridge, since I had to keep it on my forehead for a very long while.. only.. well, now, along with this lingering hangover, I actually have this bump right in the middle of my forehead.. oh, and it hurts. Oh, and I never did finish taking my vitamins.. (come to think of it)..

.. do you see the sort of dangerous things that can happen to a poor princess, Lady Kissy K., up here in this dangerous tower situation??

.. alright.. serves me right.. didn't even realize I had all that wine on hand.. that's a hazard.. you should never never stock.

A Bruised Violet (flower)

[Karren B]

Oh Violet,

I told them to remove all sharp objects from the tower, but I don't think they classed a chair as a sharp object...who'd have thought!

I thought vitamins were meant to be good for you????

To avoid a hangover eat some cucumber before you go to bed...Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
They also contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

You know I like my single malts, and yet i've never had a hangover...see i also like my cucumber!!!!!

Hope your bump goes down soon...beeing so visible you'll probably get fed up with explaining what happened!

Kissy K (I'll send kwills up with a cucumber for you).
xx

[Violet]

.. was wondering why I couldn't find my new quills..

.. wow.. I'm peeling a cucumber almost as we speak.. (though it's a bit too late for that, it seems)... I'm impressed not just by your recommendation, but by your thorough knowledge of the vitamins they contain -- you know, you really must start contributing to the Kissy K's Kitchen Korner section, even if it's only to improve the poor drinking habits of poorly versed New Yorkers..

.. okay, back to that lovely [nutritious] cucumber salad you just inspired me to make.. (and here's hoping there's a good movie on cable tonight.. maybe something terribly sad and romantic, to match my evening mood.. okay, maybe not too sad.. I have enough problems, as it is.. oh, and no "nature" shows.. those volatile chimps are still preying on my mind)..

S.P.V. (fl.).. xx x

[Karren B]

Sorry violet i'll get them to put your quills back...

Hope you enjoy the cucumber..it does work!

Kissy K (waiting for the King to return...now where did I put that other cucumber?...feeling a bit peckish)...
xx

[kwills]

Oh poor Violet,it sounds like something Sir Falloffhishorsealot would do!

Talking about cucumbers,a couple we know (people not cucumbers) have five children and has trouble finding babysitters, but the husband finally found one and decided to treat his wife out to the cinema.
He rushes home to tell his wife to get herself ready.He can't find her downstairs and starts calling for her but with no reply.He goes upstairs and hears someone moaning.He enters their bedroom and there's his wife with a cucumber pleasuring herself!He tells her to stop her nonsense as they are actually going to the cinema and to get herself ready.
In the cinema in the middle of the film,his wife starts moaning again,he asks her if she's alright and she replies "yes,it's the cucumber repeating itself!"

Maybe that's why they call the cucumber cu..cum..ber!

[Karren B]

I knew there was a reason I liked cucumbers…

Well violet is not the only one with a bump on her head…I have had a very traumatic morning…now I know you will all be very sympathetic when I tell you this…and unlike my family won’t fall about laughing…

It was quite a nice morning so decided to take a walk to the village, I went my usual way down a lovely lane overhung with trees…I was admiring the beautiful colours of the leaves as they turn to shades of reds and golds…The next thing I know a squirrel falls out of the tree and hits me on the head…he slides onto the ground and just stares up at me as if it was my fault, then ran off…leaving me with a bump on the head and totally traumatised… My family were very sympathetic...they asked if the squirrel was all right!!!...Wonder If I report it to the council they’ll put up a safety notice ‘Falling Squirrels’

Kissy K (dazed and confused...more than usual)
xx

[Violet]

.. OHMUGOD (!).. Do you realize the chances of that happening are practically NIL??.. must be "in the air," as it were..

Well, cucumbers are actually good for inflammation when topically applied (and please don't ask me how I know this-- that's something I'll never ever disclose) (probably).. anyway, I guess we should both have some cucumber slices applied to our head bumps.. but, gee.. now that you're no longer a Lady in Waiting.. (or, well, almost).. who's going to be doing such things for us??.. oh, and who's going to be making the Screaming Orgasms?? (cum to think of it).. (sorry).. (I have a head injury, remember)..

.. hmm.. is the squirrel that fell on your head the same squirrel Queen Cate was using a while back as some kind of messenger/agent person?.. you know, I told you the queen was still a viable presence in these parts, maybe now you'll believe me..

.. Lady Kiss-- uh.. [pssssssssssssst.. Agent Orange.. I think it's time you start wearing a helmet.. oh, and me too, it seems.. oh, and I'm pretty sure that that Paul McCobb chair was somehow manipulated into being just at the wrong place at the right time sort of thing -- see, it took your mishap to let me know there is some kind of pattern here.. (that's why they pay me the big bucks, after all).. so let's all calm down, and -- MY GOD.. I think Queen Ca-- uh, the ex Queen Cate is behind this demon possession thing too.. and I wouldn't be surprised if kw-- uh, baby bond bon is bumping into things too.. more than usual, I mean..

.. Alright, well, this is way more complicated than I at first realized.. Don't forget, Henning's involved as well.. Oh, and we'll need extra protection for Leonard.. wouldn't be surprised if he bumped his head recently too.. it wouldn't surprise me at all, in fact.. I mean, that's how these sinister plots tend to play out.. you think it's a fluke, at first.. but.. well, I think we all see what's going on here].. [to be continued]..

Speaking of.. I couldn't find a nice romantic movie to watch last night, and wound up watching a Chris Farley flick instead -- Tommy Boy, where he keeps [yes, hard to believe] bumping his head into things, after which he keeps saying: Now that's gonna leave a mark.. (I was cracking up a bit more than usual when he said that).. I chose this clip, however, since I like that these two guys are cracking up as they tape this.. Oh, also.. I'm afraid this scene reflects fairly accurately how I've been feeling lately as well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9gqooss_w
FULL SCREEN..

.. now, that's gonna leave a mark..

Okay, I'll give this sinister business a bit more thought.. Just remember, Agent Orange: the mind is a terrible thing to waste, and the head is a terrible thing to have a squirrel fall on top of.. (I'm pretty sure that's how the saying goes)..

.. so: STAY ALERT.

Signed,
"M".. [back on the job].. [xx]..

[Karren B]

Dear Violet (M)…
I had forgotten all about the Ex Queen cate’s flying squirrels… do you think…no…that’s not possible! They weren’t very successful last time she used them…maybe they’ve been to a secret training camp????

And could she be behind kwills…er baby bonds erotic …er… erratic behaviour? How would we know if he had bumped his head or had concussion? …It would be almost impossible to tell, given his usual state of clumsiness!!!!

You are right violet we need someone to make the screaming orgasms…I usually rely on the King to give me mine…But maybe we should advertise for a wench from the village. Sir F can’t manage all those steps to the tower with his little legs…

Hope your bump on the head is not troubling you too much…but at least you didn’t end up looking like Davy Crockett! …

Kissy K (concussed, confused, confounded but still conscious…only just)

[update]
Been investigating the squirrel angle further…we could be in trouble Boss…I Think I’ve found their training camp…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

And in case baby bond isn’t too sure who we’re looking for I managed to get some photos…


Looks like they make a habbit of this sort of thing...


And they are well armed...


They have hidden talents...


And they are masters of disguise..this one looks very familiar!...

Hope this piece of intelligence is of some use to you...

Agent Orange(Pussy G) Signing Off...
xx

[kwills]

I love that last photo.

By the way when that poor squirrel fell on top of you,did you have some nuts in your hand? I mean..you know...you're always polishing someone's sword,so maybe the squirrel thought you were about to feed him.

Just a thought.