Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

.. [my god, Agent Orange.. you never cease to amaze me.. and to think they have these squirrels impersonating Leonard, as well..

.. of course, this doesn't quite explain the head injury phenomena, and so I'm wondering if, just like those chimps, the squirrel that got to you had maybe just reached puberty.. saw your double-f's (and from a very becoming angle, no doubt).. and just went bollocks on you.. (not sure if I used that brit word correctly, but at least I'm trying)..

.. anyway, now that we know there is an army of them out there, we need to organize.. I mean, before you know it, these squirrels will be impersonating the Webb Sisters, too.. (probably chewing through those harp strings, while they're at it).. and, well, given Jarkko is always done up as a mouse anyway.. well, I'm just not sure that those closest to Leonard are really going to be enough in the way of security -- I mean, in terms of entertainment value, yes.. (and talk about "furries").. but security?.. I'm afraid I'm a bit concerned..

.. well, in the meantime, keep up the good work, Agent Orange, and we'll reconvene ASAP]..

.. kwills, I actually missed your cu-cum-ber post before, but it brings up a memory.. (is that the "repeating" thing, do you think??).. anyway, it's a memory that I actually wouldn't care to recount, though now feel I have to somehow..

.. okay, so.. once upon a time.. one of my first jobs in this corrupt, cesspool of a city was at a P.R. firm where I was the receptionist, as it happens.. (I didn't even know how to type, so I couldn't be a secretary).. (geez.. art school).. ANYWAY.. somehow I caught the interest of this Vice President person who worked there, and we had, well.. hmm.. I can't say we were an official item or anything.. it was more like some manner of car accident.. or maybe a series of collisions.. involving a number of unsavory situations.. over time.. all of which one wishes one could forget, but obviously can't.. especially now that cucumbers keep "cuming" up, as it were..

ANYWAY.. I was at my parents' house one weekend when this V.P. man called me.. it was very late at night.. and.. well, I thought everyone was in bed.. and.. well, he told me to get a cucumber from the fridge.. I was sleeping downstairs for some reason, though I don't recall now why.. I was on this couch in this log cabinie sort of enclosed porch my parents had (not that such details are at all important.. though I really liked that room, its cathedral ceiling, and the great brick fireplace that it had, with this oozing cement between the bricks that looked like dripping frosting [sort of] from between the layers of a cake.. [hmm.. what would Freud, say?.. or Jung??].. actually, the house was supposed to in some manner resemble a Cottswald cottage, if that means anything to you brits).. ANYWAY.. I was on this mobile phone.. and I had the cucumber under the covers.. and he was telling me what he wanted me to do with it-- oh, and I don't think I really have to spell that out for anyone, I mean, we all know our vegetables by now, I should think.. (though I do recall that particular cucumber being, well, a bit too, uh, large, as it happens) (and so you see, boys.. size does matter.. but not always in the way that you think).. ANYWAY.. all-of-a-sudden.. my MOM came into the room (!!).. and proceeded to "tuck me in," as it were.. not noticing at all the phone.. and the, well, cucumber.. (oh, and the V.P. man still talking dirty 'n stuff).. I mean, it was all rather surreal..

SO.. talk about a squirrel falling on one's head, that experience somehow scarred me for life when it comes to cucumbers (not squirrels, thank god.. now that really would have left a scar).. (oh, and I haven't even gotten to the "inflammation" story yet)..

Okay, well, Lady Kissy K-- uh, I mean, Agent Orange.. oh, and baby bond bon..

.. now, since I'm back in boss "M" mode I thought I should show you some cautionary footage.. I mean, none of us can be too careful at this point -- both in terms of cucumbers, and crazed animal situations.. (I knew that chimp material was portending something, I just didn't quite know what yet)..

.. well, I do hope you both find this footage sobering enough to be instructive in some [as yet unknown] way.. (oh, and I think the hand-held recording of this adds some additional drama here)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voefhWfS ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. anyway, road kill is one thing, but live road kill, quite another.

Always trying to be of help,

"M"

[Violet]

.. you know, A.O.. it's come to me, almost like some sick form of afterimage.. this picture you showed of the squirrel who is actually Superman (underneath his squirrel disguise, I mean).. or at least he thinks he's Superman, which is likely to be just as menacing..

.. I think we have to ask ourselves one thing at this point: who is going to prevail?.. Danger Mouse.. (yes, that's Jarkko's present fixation, in case you're lost here, folks).. or Superman, our new squirrel menace?.. (you know, kissy, perhaps this Superman squirrel mistook you for Lois Lane when he attacked you.. I mean, sometimes things go afoul with their programming, especially if standard mind control methods are employed.. I mean, you never know.. were you wearing a woman's suit from the forties, by any chance?.. maybe one cut particularly low around the double-f's??)..

.. [to be continued]..

[Karren B]

Ok kwills/baby bond…I did not have any ones nuts in my hand whilst under attack by that squirrel…I was totally the innocent party…And this one brought his own nuts…


Violet…erm ‘M’…Think we may have underestimated these little rodents…I spotted one at the gym…I think he may have been at the steroids!



And when I went to take some more photos…well you wouldn’t believe it…



I think they may be compiling a dossier on your agents…though they seem to get confused when it comes to baby bond…I don’t think they’re sure which side his on…

Oh and I had my double f’s well covered during the attack!

(I hope you didn't put that cucumber back in the fridge violet!)

Kissy K(Agent Orange/Pussy Galore)
xx

[Violet]

.. ohmugod.. did I put that cucumber back in the fridge?.. (I'm telling you, it really didn't get very far, so.. probably not too much damage done, then*).. (though I'll never really know if we, uh, ate it or not).. (gee, thanks A.O., as it seems I have to contemplate that now)..

.. so.. I guess I'm feeling a bit confused.. I'm not sure if we're seeing the makings of some kind of well organized, undercover [or at least under fur] terrorist organization being sourced from the general area of "trees and nuts".. [hey A.O.: see if you can do something with the acronym: S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L.].. or whether this is in fact more of a mom 'n pop Vaudevillian operation, combined with this relatively new furries' phenomenon.. which might even be more dangerous to Cumalot, only I haven't figured out why yet..

.. as you know, I tried to train b.b. in the subtle art of data analysis, but, with the exception of coming up with the Danger Mouse theory.. (gee, I'm now forgetting the Motownish source for that).. but, the point is, he'd never really come up with much more than that.. at least, not that I can recall.. (I just dread having to look back over this thread, by the way.. however, it might be about time I do that, it looks like)..

.. oh, gosh, what about operation OBLITERATE MI6??.. gotta get him going on that again too.. Yes, it's true he has something of a demon possession issue, but, let's face it, we're all a bit wonky.. (or is that wanky?).. in places.. so.. gotta forge ahead, it seems..

.. alright.. need to get back to my homework, I've been being good today.. though I could use some sleep, I think.. and.. (oh, never mind)..

S.P.V. "M" (fl.).. [xx]..


* actually, I'm not sure if I'm talking about the damage done by its being put back in the fridge here, or..

[Violet]

.. on second thought.. I just realized I really don't care who these squirrels are -- I mean, they've got talent..

.. so, I'm thinking of going into some sort of theatrical management type of work.. sort of like..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQshyrB_sD8
FULL SCREEN..

.. only for squirrels..

.. hey, do you think I could get one of them to sing like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftpWi4R7 ... re=related
FULL SCREEN..

.. with those round little cheeks, they'd certainly look good in bow ties..

.. anyway, I'd say things are finally starting to look up for me.. yessiree bob.. (and here I thought I was getting cynical about show business)..

[Cate]

side note - I just wanted to say you all had me cracked up tonight ... Violet, Kwills and Karren you are all very funny ladies.

Curses again
... FQK how on earth did you discover our secret squirrel training camp. Damn it!!!!
how on earth does she have time to investigate? - hmmm obviously operation Smushed Blue Pills in Kings Cereal has fallen apart ... okay well at least operation 'a little something extra' in BB Bon Bonds bottle seems to be working although it's not as fun as Hide the Ladder and certainly more messy.

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[Violet]

.. now, given the ex-queen's disclosures, I'm feeling fairly vindicated right now.. I mean.. if you will recall..

.. hmm.. is the squirrel that fell on your head the same squirrel Queen Cate was using a while back as some kind of messenger/agent person?.. you know, I told you the queen was still a viable presence in these parts, maybe now you'll believe me..

.. Lady Kiss-- uh.. [pssssssssssssst.. Agent Orange.. I think it's time you start wearing a helmet.. oh, and me too, it seems.. oh, and I'm pretty sure that that Paul McCobb chair was somehow manipulated into being just at the wrong place at the right time sort of thing -- see, it took your mishap to let me know there is some kind of pattern here.. (that's why they pay me the big bucks, after all).. so let's all calm down, and -- MY GOD.. I think Queen Ca-- uh, the ex Queen Cate is behind this demon possession thing too.. and I wouldn't be surprised if kw-- uh, baby bond bon is bumping into things too.. more than usual, I mean..

.. Alright, well, this is way more complicated than I at first realized.. Don't forget, Henning's involved as well.. Oh, and we'll need extra protection for Leonard.. wouldn't be surprised if he bumped his head recently too.. it wouldn't surprise me at all, in fact.. I mean, that's how these sinister plots tend to play out.. you think it's a fluke, at first.. but.. well, I think we all see what's going on here].. [to be continued]..

.. okay, while we have no current intel. indicating that Leonard is indeed newly prone to bumping his head, I still think we can deduce that he's no doubt vulnerable, in that respect.. or, at the very least, a squirrel impersonating one of the lovely Webb sisters could easily lunge at him from above -- I mean, let's face it, Leonard still has it in him to be very titillating.. especially to a newly pubescent, sex-crazed rodent type.. oh, and one with a furry fetish.. I mean.. (if Jarkko's any kind of barometer).. these furries can be lewd, and insatiable..

.. so.. just thought I'd think out loud a bit, Agent Orange, and baby bond bon.. 'til I come up with a plan.. Oh, and good work, A.O., on discovering the training camp.. At the very least I'll now have enough talent to get my new agency going, and while I'm de-programming the little critters, I'm sure I'll find out what the queen has planned for us next..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
FULL SCREEN.. actually, you might not have time to go FULL SCREEN on this..

.. [to be continued]..

[Violet]

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS CLASSIFIED; THOSE READING THIS WHO LACK PROPER CLEARANCE SHALL BE..

.. (hmm.. I'll get back to you on this) (I mean, given the only forms of punishment I've come up with might in fact be a welcome sort of censure for this, let's face it, sick and depraved crowd [I mean, given what your reading habits seem to consist of].. so, I'll need to re-calibrate things, it seems)..

.. (meantime)..


GENERAL CAUTION TO LEONARD:

Leonard.. (how's trix, by the way?).. ANYWAY.. if you
have any unaccountable urge to wear a fur coat, or
even just a fur collar: RE-THINK THAT.

Signed,
V.I.P.

[Karren B]

Dear ‘M’(violet)

You are right in thinking theses squirrels could be danger to the residents of Cumalot…we could end up being over run by ‘furries’… Oooh the King wouldn’t like that, he’s not to keen on furry things!!!!

I’m not sure how talented these little critters are… apart from throwing themselves out of trees onto unsuspecting virgins innocently walking by, I know very little of their capabilities… how would one promote them? And will they turn on you when they grow up? … Maybe you should put Baby Bond in charge of them! They may be able to help him in obliterating MI6…(even they can’t ..uck up as much as he does).

[Later at a séance]

Is there anybody there? …Knock once for yes and twice for no! …
KNOCK!

Is that you Queen cate?
KNOCK!

Have you been putting things into the Kings cereal and B B’s bottle?
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Are you lying?
KNOCK!
Thought you were! …

Well I have to inform you that your plan did not work…you see…
The King has stopped eating cereal as he prefers his oats in the morning…unfortunately he has been using the milk, (that you laced with gin) from Baby B’s bottle, to put in his porridge…And Baby Bond has been eating the Kings cereal… So I now have the King in a drunken stupor unable to get it up…er…get up in the morning. And Baby bond is running around with something resembling a lance in his hand (which may account for his devilish behaviour lately)... If you’re going to cock up, try and get the right cock up!!!!

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Me thinks Queen cate is a little pissed off…AH QUIT YOUR BANGING QUEENIE!

Talking about banging, I must go and see if the King has recovered yet…Oooh and I’d better keep out of Baby Bonds way…mind you I think I saw him heading for the tower earlier!

Kissy K (A.O/Pussy G)
xx

(maybe I should have warned Princess violet about Baby Bond?...Oh as long as he's not got a cucumber!)

[Violet]

.. hmm.. well, I'd say that even the most well-groomed pussies are on the furry side.. and so I hardly think this furry phenomenon would put our robust king at a disadvantage.. I mean, he is a cat person, isn't he?.. so, all's well that ends-- well, on the furry side.. I mean, unless your grooming habits involve-- (do I really have to contemplate these sorts of details?? -- oh, "tails".. ugh)..

.. now, as to kw

[Karren B]

This Pussy isn't furry!!!!!



WARNING

When searching the net for hairless cats don't make the same mistake as i did and search for bald pussy's...not one of my best descisions!!!!!

Kissy K
xx

[Violet]

.. [okay.. this is in invisible ink since I shouldn't be posting right now -- for a lot of reasons, actually.. but namely, I think I've just been kidnapped-- or pussy-napped, as the case may be.. THUS the cliffhanger ending of that last post of mine.. HOWEVER, kissy k.. I have to say that that is just the ugliest pussy I think I've ever seen, which just goes to show that Leonard was right in making that plea of his concerning "unwanted hair".. okay, "fur" might be taking things a bit too far.. I mean.. one wants to see what one's doing, after all.. but come on, that grossly-pink naked looking pussy is -- well, to each his own, I guess.. so, I suppose we should just let-- or should I say you should let the king decide..

.. alright.. need to re-tie these ropes and put back that blind fold before my captors return.. I just pray that gleaming pile of cucumbers doesn't in any way concern me] [except maybe for nutritional purposes]..



.. [to be continued].. [depending]..

.. [oh, and once I get untied again, I'll check out this business about these pussies up on Mount Baldy that I think you mentioned.. that might explain why Leonard spent so much time up there, I imagine.. or maybe not--

.. just what am I getting into with this??]..

[Violet]

INTERMISSION

I don't know, all this furry talk has got me down for some reason.. not sure why..

.. anyway, I think I missed my era, truth be told..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X03uSwM07_A
FULL SCREEN..

[Cate]

such a sad song Violet


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I was just having a good look at this pic of Judy's pussy and I noticed that he seems to be either bald or very closely trimmed in some spots and have more of a natural (although well groomed) thing going on more towards the top end of him. That's kind of nice.
Really *kitties in general are just very pretty with or without fur. I suppose smooth nude kitties probably feel nice on the face, if you're the type who likes to snuggle into their kitties like that... and pink is always nice - very nice ... but then if your the type who really enjoys petting kitties ...that tactile feeling of your kitties soft fur between your finger and that nice purring sound they make if you stroke them just right then you might prefer a more traditional kitty style. As you said - to each their own.

*My apologies for the use of the word kitty as opposed to pussy but ... and I don't mean to shock anyone here, but sometimes the word pussy is used in a different context then ever would NEVER be used here and I didn't want anyone to think that I was talking about anything other then .. well kitties fur-dos.

~~

song I like when I'm sad from my youtube 'Blah' playlist Johnny Cash with Nick Cave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u2WrFlov9g

[Violet]

.. you always know how to make me smile, kitty-cate.. and gosh, we've been through a lot together.. I mean, succulent avocados.. deep-purple velvet panty fantasies.. (when we're in our more "royal" mode).. the ever present ratchet straps (always good to have on hand).. and now pussy grooming predilections 'n preferences.. I mean, girl talk is really just so nice, I think.. or, at least our girl talk is..

.. as for music.. I really like that Cash rendition with Cave.. never heard it before either.. I know Hank Williams' original version, which I also quite like..

.. anyway, I'm about to head up top the tower where I plan to get my warmest blanket out.. oh, and as I snuggle up, I guess I'll have to try and block out the sound of that fearsome wind tearing through that blasted crack (that Leonard somehow manages to get into everything).. but before I go, I thought I'd do more of a bluesy tune -- one with some real build to it.. (actually, James Mason does seem to remind me a little of someone too, come to think of it)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyPMRo8ZUQ
FULL SCREEN..