Twas The Night Before Christmas on the forum

[Karren B]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site
There are whispers of Leonards new album in sight.
The vibe is electric just too much to bear
As anticipation hangs thick in the air.

Elsewhere on the forum there’s much going on,
The New Game’s abundant with great Christmas songs.
There are Comments and Questions and items of News.
There’s something of interest whichever you choose.

They’ve posted a picture of Leonard today
With guitar in his hand all ready to play.
He looks so amazing; I’m starting to drool.
Well how can you blame me; he’s looking so cool?

There’s hopes in the future he’ll go back on tour
And not leave us wanting, and waiting for more.
There’s still talk of Hydra where some of you went,
And great expectations for a coming Event!

And here in the backroom, well what can I say?
It’s where all the bad girls and boys come to play.
We’re not really naughty; well sometimes we are
But we try to behave and not go too far!

Sweet Princess Violet is always around.
And with Agent Longing she’s sure to astound!
Their antics together are sometimes taboo,
But just between friends, what’s a blowjob or two?

There’s cate and her poems that can get quite fruity,
The one about oranges was really a beauty.
She’s very quick witted and bubbly and warm,
I cannot believe that she’ll watch piggy porn!

Our kwills is the baby though don’t be misled
There’s lots going on in that cute little head.
She’s so full of mischief though never would scoff.
She stirs up the trouble and then she fucks off!

There’s lonndubh and lizzy, but they’re well behaved
Unlike some others, who are just depraved.
You sometimes can find Fishy things going on
But that’s nowt to do with The Lord Mickey_One??

You’ll see I.F. pop in, to check things are fine,
And dish out some whippings if she has the time.
Lady K’s in the dungeon with her chains and her whips.
She’ll tie you in knots as she licks her red lips.

And talking of K… Well you know who I am,
I’m the lady in waiting for my Irishman.
Still trying to tempt him with long thigh high boots.
I’m thinking of trying the leather cat suit.

He may be elusive or even quite shy
But he has a wonderful glint in his eye.
I know what he likes; I know I will win,
And one of these days he’s bound to give in!

If it weren’t for the forum we’d never have met
You may call it destiny, or even kismet.
So thank you to Jarkko and all of the crew
I’m sending sincere Christmas greeting to you.

And thanks for the poems the songs and the news,
For the games and the laughter, and helpful reviews.
And to all on the forum I wish you good cheer
As I say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year…


Have a great Christmas everyone!
Love Karren B
xx

[lizzytysh]

BRILLIANT and filled with LOVE, Karren.
The perfect combo!
Ha. Love your signature, too... so true.
Here's to the Irish for you.


Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Karren.


~ Lizzy
xoxox

[Cate]

Yay Karren, I lOVE IT! I miss reading your poems

Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday to you and yours lady K. - I hope the new year brings good things xx

ohhh I got a good scotch for my hubby this Christmas - he left me a list specifically saying NOT glenfiddish or glen something else ... christ they all seem to be a glen something or other so I went Japanese and bought him a bottle of Nikko single malt - not from his list but apparently not bad.

[kwills]

Well done agent pussy cat though how you can say I'm full of mischief I don't know!
Santa left me a big telephoto lens in my stocking a great spying tool don't you think? (especially if I can focus after all the xmas indulgance!)

Hope you all had a great xmas

Kwills
xxxxx

[Geoffrey]

There’s lonndubh and lizzy, but they’re well behaved
Unlike some others, who are just depraved.

this is where i come in, i presume - or am i completely ostracised

[Karren B]

There’s lonndubh and lizzy, but they’re well behaved
Unlike some others, who are just depraved.

this is where i come in, i presume - or am i completely ostracised

Twas just after Christmas and all was still festive
When Geoffrey popped in and left me a message.
I’d just like to say this; without any doubt,
It was not my intention to leave Geoffrey out… (OK! maybe subconsciously)

So here are some lines that I’ve written for you
And send you good wishes in all that you do.
And just to make sure that there is no dispute,
I’ll lend you my whip and my long leather boots!

Now what can I say about our Mr G?
His wit and his wisdom can still baffle me… (it doesn’t take much)
This isn’t the first time that our paths have crossed
And each time I’ve played with the big boys, I’ve lost.

But as this traumatic year comes to a close
I know we can’t change it with poetry or prose.
We have to believe and we have to have hope.
And just for the record that’s just how I cope!

I do hope my verses will never offend,
As writing is therapy I’d recommend.
So I’m raising a glass to you Geoffrey my dear
And wishing you love and a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to you all!
Karren B
XXXX

[Karren B]

Hi cate and kwills and lizzie.

Hope you had a good Christmas.

Have a great New Year and don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Karren B (puss in boots)
XXXX

[lizzytysh]

You are one dear woman, Karren, that's all I have to say... except that Leonard could sure call on you if he was in a rush and needed a rhyme . I love Geoffrey's lines .

[lonndubh]

Dearest Karren
What wonderful verse
Thank you for all your time and dedication to the forum .
Best best wishes for 2012 to you and all forum members.
I hope we all have dreams and that some of them come true.
And Karren

And talking of K… Well you know who I am,
I’m the lady in waiting for my Irishman

You are in the best of Irish luck as 2012 is a good auld Leap year
So turn the knee boots down and practise.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZKR4FqzNw

[Geoffrey]

thank you karren, for bringing me into the warmth. i should like to reply in an equally eloquent fashion, but i lack your spontaneous creativity, and my rhyming competence is shamefully inadequate. but it's a pleasure to visit here and see that the spirit of poetry is alive and well. your efforts are very appreciated. -gx

[imaginary friend]

Dear Karren, Lizzy, Cate and Ms. V.
Lonndubh, Mickey, Baby K. and Sir G.
it's too late for Christmas or a Chanukah wish,
but here's hoping that this 2012 year will dish
bowlfuls of hope, joy and peace to all friends –
this Forum's my home – and the way that it blends
real with fantastic – doms, trolls, Leonard-lovers,
funny and poignant LC song-coverers (that's you, G.)
words of comfort (or heckling) whatever the vibe
My love to you all; I belong to this tribe.

[lizzytysh]

I love yours, too, Sheila ... 'specially the tribe concept reference. I really like that. If only I were a rhymer.

[Violet]

.. I like your poem, too.. I.F..

.. here's to the New Year.. may it be a happy one.

v. x

[oh, and Karren.. I commented on your poem on that, uh, "other" thread--hope all is well with you.. xx]

[Violet]

.. actually, I meant that New Year's wish to go to everyone, including you, Lizzy. I was sorry to hear about your mother, and I'm sure this isn't the easiest holiday for you. Be well.

v. x

[lizzytysh]

[thanks for your good wishes and your condolences, violet. a happy new year to you, too. in truth, these have been the hardest holidays or time period I've ever endured. all else throughout my life pales in comparison. her loss has been profound beyond anything I could ever have imagined. thanks. are you going to send any of your writing in for the "fly to Paris to meet Leonard" competition? i really think you ought to. ~ lizzy xx]