POETRY SECTION ANNUAL AWARDS

[fishfishquaileye]

I am excited and happy also to announce the Annuals Poetry Awards which is not just recognizing the cream here but also setting inspiration on the dial



MOST CONSISTENCY POET PERSON - FISH

BESTER USE OF LANGUISH - FISH

MOST PROMISOME NEWCUMMER - FISH

SINGLE GOODEST POEM - FISH


MARRIED GOODEST POEM - FISH

OBJECTIONTIVITY AWARD - FISH

NICEST POSTER - the one with the tennis girl scratching her ass

BEST FOOD - meat

[Cate]

Madam Fish – you can’t just give yourself all of the awards (again)
and must you scream?


Best use of the colour yellow in an uncomfortable way - MarIsha

Most personalities posted by a single body in a single thread – well, that’s a bit hard to pinpoint

Best multi tasker extreme sports person in a short french maids outfit – Sue


… there that’s a little more fair.

[apple]

for some reason i love this list..

who is this fish and what does she mean? married goodest poem?? what does that mean?

[Geoffrey]

what does that mean?

i also wonder about things sometimes. i have two female cats; a horrible black one called 'snowy' and a nice white one called 'suki'. when suki uses the dirtbox there is no odour, but when snowy uses it the flat is always filled with the most obnoxious stink. i often wonder what machinery is inside her body that can change ordinary smelling catfood into the most devilish stench imaginable.

[fishfishquaileye]

MOST POSTER NAME SOUNDING LIKE A FRUIT - GEOFFREY

[Geoffrey]

MOST POSTER NAME SOUNDING LIKE A FRUIT - GEOFFREY

well, new year's eve was probably four hours old when he started the song, but it likely took him a while to complete. so even though it starts "it's 4 in the morning the end of december" it could have been 6 in the afternoon the beginning of january when it was finished - you know how long he takes to write a song. is that what you mean?

[fishfishquaileye]

MOST POSTER NAME SOUNDING LIKE A FRUIT - GEOFFREY

well, new year's eve was probably four hours old when he started the song, but it likely took him a while to complete. so even though it starts "it's 4 in the morning the end of december" it could have been 6 in the afternoon the beginning of january when it was finished - you know how long he takes to write a song. is that what you mean?

yes!!! I knew someone would understand. I am so pleased it was you Cate xx